"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
I'm pretty sure he didn't go to Heaven, even if he deserved it he would've hated it there.
He does this great rant about people naming boys pussy names, like Perry,Chace and Kyle. It makes me proud my nephew's name is Max.
I can only pray I am half as smart and funny as this fucker was for real.
He was a true comedian that made it to his 70's. Usually all that laughter is marred by a lot of darkness and he was no exception. I'm just glad he was around long enough to enjoy it.
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I think he's pretty darn happy with the way he lived his life. He woulda been one cool cat to hang out with...RIP. Also, I think Max is one damn cool name as well. Hats off to his parents. Im sure the father's name is something cool like Leonidas, Zeus, or some shit like that.
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