Thursday, June 12, 2008

Deep Thoughts By Tila Tequila

She told Us Weekly, "It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Really? Really? You really think that your sluts gone wild antics have made an impact on how the world views gay relationships? I am in awe of this sense of delusion. How can you not be conscious of your own vapid brain waves? Reading that quote makes me want to bash her mammoth head to a bloody pulp.
Let's break it down:
"Everyone was a little apprehensive". When she says everyone, does she mean that Congress was watching her show and she actually swayed their views on same sex relationships? Anyone that watched it watched it for the same reason, booby on booby action.

"Then they realized wow everyone is really into this stuff and it is fine." What stuff? Gay stuff? Yes, the Bible Belt feels fine about gay stuff. That is not thanks to you though. You can thank the boys from Queer Eye for that.

"Next thing you know gay marriage is legal." Bitch please. You have made a mockery of what it is to be a lesbian, gay, bisexual, whatever it is that you claim to be. That is like saying Jenna Jameson has been part of "the movement." God, I just want to slap the snot....

Look I am not a member of the Cunningham or the Brady families, but between this insipid streetwalker, Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Temptation Island.....I am sure this world is going to implode if we depend on the gene pool coming up after us. They will be like tadpoles that fell asleep under a microwave, for a very long time.
Which means the coming generations will go back to being cavemen and we will start all over. And that will be a great day.

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