Wednesday, November 26, 2008

More Madonna and Guy...

"Madonna says she watched Guy turn from a dynamic, witty, suave and funny man when they first met to a middle-aged emotional retard," snipes a snitch. "Madonna says that now the divorce is over, she hopes she can have a civil rapport with Guy for the sake of the children." (

Gee....I wonder how that happened? It couldn't have anything to do with his marriage to Madonna? Nah, she has always been so balanced and non domineering. Shine up those balls and add them to your trophe case.

Britney's Interview In Rolling Stone

All questions had to be put in writing ahead of time and she was never left alone.....because you have no idea what the bear will do without it's handler.

"I didn't think my husband was gonna leave me," Brit tells Rolling Stone in a new cover story optimistically titled 'Yes She Can!'
"Otherwise, I'd be with my babies 24/7. But since they're almost like twins, they both take care of each other. I think they look like me. They don't look like their father at all." So, you think it is alright that your sons that are both under the age of 5 take care of each other? I will tell my sister that next time she needs a sitter.

"It's scary to put yourself out there and be like, 'Oh, God, is that cool?' If you're not going to really go for it, you can't just go there halfway," says Britney. "But sometimes, when you go for it, you can't lose." Well except your mind, your money, your children, your hair, your career, your underwear and basically control of your life.

This is not a pleasant sight people, no rejoicing yet.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Heidi and Spencer Get Married...I don't really care but they did so I have to rag on them

The two headed evil has wed, the Apocolypse will be taking place in the Lido Deck. Bloody Mary's for everybody.
"The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying,” Heidi told her blogger pal Perez Hilton of her ceremony at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, just outside Cabo San Lucas. (

Yup, that sounds about right. Non stop tears once you say your vows, good sign.

And I'm Ready To Take A Chance Again....

Colorado's Fort Lupton Municipal Judge Paul Sacco fights fire with… When kids violate local noise ordinances, they're forced to sit in a room and listen to Barry Manilow. Sacco began the program when he noticed that these kids would just show up to pay the fines in court, and would then go and repeat their offenses. ( man? Why...why they always gotta hate on Barry? I PAID to see him. I am seriously going to start rethinking what I share with you people because I am so not with it obviously. I went to see New Kids On The Block, I went to see Barry Manilow and call me crazy but I don't think vampires should be able to walk in the daylight and they are supposed to have fangs and eat people. I'm just old fashioned that way.

Holy Crap!!!

PARIS (AFP) – The Vatican's daily newspaper marked the 40th anniversary of the "White Album" by dismissing as a "quip" John Lennon's notorious claim that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus Christ.(

Damn! The Catholics finally got a sense of humor.


Britney Spears' new CD has lyrics about Adnan Ghalib. A source told Us that the track "Mmm Papi" on her CD Circus (out December 2) is about the former paparazzo. "It's a gift to him," the insider said, adding that Spears, "is crazy for Adnan," whom she publicly dated for about three months last winter. (

It says she wrote the song for him. She wrote it? Bitch with a twang wrote a song called "Mmm Papi"? Right.
I actually listened to this CD. Twice. It is apparent that she did not write a thing on this and there is a robot singing for her or she is a robot or something because....there is still something wrong with her.

You Had Me at Bisexual Twins...

Bisexual twin sisters Rikki and Vikki, known as the “Ikki Twins,” will star on spin-off A Shot at Love, MTV announced in a statement on Friday.
Both men and women will vie for each twin’s affections on the reality-competition series A Double Shot at Love, which premieres Dec. 9. (

Oh thank God! Finally some quality programming! Am I the only one bothered that they are known as the "Ikki Twins" in like in like gross.
Whatever.....rev up the DVR boys.

WTF News Today

A security guard shot and killed a man wielding a sword Sunday on the grounds of a Scientology building in Hollywood, police said.
The unidentified man approached the guard around noon in the parking lot of the Scientology Celebrity Centre, said Officer April Harding, a police spokeswoman. The guard “felt threatened for his life” and fired at the man, Harding said. (

This reminds me of a line from a movie,
"You know what happens to motherfucker's who carry knives? They get shot!" I don't know if the same goes for wanna-be samurai's or Zorro's....oh wait!!! It does! Idiot.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Tattoos and Rihanna

The 20-year-old Bajan beauty said she got the Maori-inspired geometric design in New Zealand and explained, “It’s tribal. It represents strength and love. It’s their traditional way of tattooing. I always wanted [one]… [But] it hurt like hell!” (

You know what else represents strength and love? Strength and love. A tribal tatoo? How original....

Monday, November 17, 2008

Me and Obama

Um.....Obama sir?
When I put that lil' icon of you insinuating that you are a Jedi, I meant it in the most respectful way. Now, it has been several weeks since I did that and a couple weeks since you were actually elected and I would like to take it down. Except, I can't. I can't because every time I go to remove the image it pops up again. I get it. "OOOOOOOH how weird! I can't get the Obama image off my main page. He must really be powerful!" That was 1 week ago. Now it's more like "Um, WTF Obama? There are other people besides you on this planet I would like to have representing my page!"
I voted for you, so I am asking NICELY because it pays to be nice, let me get your face off my page before I get sick of you and all Jedi.....OMG!! I didn't mean that I didn't mean that!!

Prince and The Bible

Recently, Prince hosted an executive who works for Philip Anschutz, the Christian businessman whose company owns the Staples Center. 'We started talking red and blue,' Prince said. 'People with money—money like that—are not affected by the stock market, and they’re not freaking out over anything. They’re just watching. So here’s how it is: you’ve got the Republicans, and basically they want to live according to this.' He pointed to a Bible. 'But there’s the problem of interpretation, and you’ve got some churches, some people, basically doing things and saying it comes from here, but it doesn’t. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got blue, you’ve got the Democrats, and they’re, like, 'You can do whatever you want.' Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right.' When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, 'God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, 'Enough.''"

Whoa, whoa, whoa hold up there little lady. If I go down the list the gayness that was your life up until whenever it was that you "got saved.". If I go down the list of the prime trim you were "sticking it wherever and doing whatever" to, Derek Jeter would blush. If I go down the list of your song titles, album covers, the whole androgynous thing that made you famous in the first place......oh your Purpleness the hypocrisy.
So as you thump your bible, remember we ALL saw your ass cheeks in that little yellow jumpsuit that was too gay even for the Ice Capades. We ALL heard "Get Off" and knew exactly what you were talking about. We ALL know that you wore more eye makeup than Tammy Faye Baker in her hey day and we know that wasn't just for us girls.
Flesh to the Devil, Bones to the Father. HE SAW YOU WITH THE YELLOW ASS PANTS TOO!

Friday, November 14, 2008

In WTF News Today...

LONDON - A British woman is divorcing her husband after discovering his online alter-ego was having an affair with a virtual woman in the fantasy world of Second Life, media reported on Friday. Amy Taylor, 28, said her three-year marriage to David Pollard, 40, came to an end when she twice walked in on him watching his online character, Dave Barmy, having sex with other virtual women. (MSNBC.COM)

I think this story "virtually" speaks for itself. Sorry, had to say that.
WTF is that all about? Does that mean that my Rock Band Career is officially over because I haven't toured all summer?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay....

In a recent interview Lindsay Lohan referred to President Elect Barack Obama as "our first colored President."

In Lindsay's defense, I watched the interview and I could barely understand ANYTHING she said. She looks like she hasn't slept in days, needs a bath and her makeup makes her look like a hooker that caters specially to clowns.
Fine, we can all slip. In a way all of us are indeed colored if you will. I am fair, you don't find that in the 64 Crayola box. But, if you have had the honor of being in a Roberto Cavalli dress and on the red carpet enough times, I know that you have at least 1 black friend that has corrected you when you have called them colored. Jeepers...

Even Now....

when the world is in the position that it is in, I am as busy as I am Mariah still manages to drive me insane. She tells the Daily Mirror:
"It's not that we had no intimacy, we just didn't have complete intimacy. It's just me, and my feelings. I definitely don't want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is."

Bitch please. You are telling me a grown ass woman did not test drive that shit before she married it? She tried on 47 outfits during an episode of Cribs, yet she didn't ride the Cannon, until she actually married him?

Monday, November 10, 2008

GOP Goth Kids Hope Obama Dies.....really

I read this on a young Republicans' blog post:
When Kennedy was elected, the Irish were below the poverty line. Once he was assassinated, they rose above. History is the major lesson here. I am by no means a racist, but if Obama does get assassinated, history also shows us this:Following the assassination of Malcolm X (by no means a pacifist) there were violent riots.Following Martin Luther King Jrs assassination again there were violent riots & protests.Neither of these men were in such a high position as the one Obama is in now. If Obama does live out his term, the egoism & ignorance of the democratic party will propagate its vile brainwashing of our impressionable youth. If he is killed, he will be made a martyr and this will only reinforce their idiocy & strengthen their arrogant plight.There is no doubt there will be attempts (whether successful or not). And even if Obama makes it through the years, I know the end result will be more destructive than anything resulting from the Bush administration.

That is the most "hateful, I hope Obama gets assasinated, but not really because then he will be a martyr for the leftist cause" I have ever heard.
I was one of the many that obviously voted for Obama but I would never hope for an assasination if your guy had won.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Now That The Election Is Over

Oh and I finished my midterm for the class from hell which ironically is a Theology class, I can go back to writing about what I love.
I don't love to write about celebrities, but I love to write about their foibles.

But I do still love New Kids On The Block.
I wrote several months ago about my elation regarding the possibility of getting back together. Well they did.
I wrote that if they came in concert I would be there.
I was.
I also mentioned that if they did the concert I wanted them to "show me the goods then take them away", do the stupid dances, and embrace the estrogen that made them famous.
Oh yeah....they most certainly did. Thank you for the crotch grabbing Donnie. Usually I find that vulgar, but somehow you made that shit work.
Thank you, thank you, thank you sooooooooo much for doing this for us. From the moment they stepped on stage I lost my mind, I got lost in the music, I sang every song, and I danced like crazy. I also realized that this was the first time I was experiencing their music while drinking vodka, or being intoxicated in any way.....thank you for the bar that was right next to my section too. I got a backstage pass and I got meet Danny and take a picture with him. I was very disappointed that none of the other boys, sorry men were there....but still.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Take A Momemt.....

To thank who is really responsible for the landslide win of Barack Obama as President Elect of the United States: George W. Bush.
Such a poor representative of his party that there are no words better than these to describe it
"Bush was such a bad president that he had people thinking, ' you know what would be a good idea? a black guy with a Muslim name.'"
Bill Maher

Tuesday, November 4, 2008


Tomorrow, history will be made.
At this point, people have either cast their votes, or are in line at this very moment. In one way, I want it to be over, I am sick of the arguing back and forth, but at the same time this has been the most exciting election in history and I am proud of the 2 and 1/2 hours I stood in line last week to vote early. Yeah, I'm proud but next year I will be smart....absentee ballot thank you.
Tomorrow, either we will have the first black President of the United States, or the first woman Vice President of the United States. I hope it is not that latter, but when you think of what it took for women to even get to vote in this country it is a huge leap. When you think about where blacks positions in this country just 40 years ago, it is amazing how far we have come.
Looking back, I can say one thing. I have yet to have any regrets regarding any of the Presidents I voted for. I am especially proud that I NEVER voted for George W. Bush. How many Republicans can say that today? I wonder how many people regret voting for him, especially those that have had a child die in a pointless war.
I have to study. I have to go. For those of you that read, thank you.