The 24-year-old Portuguese stud, who plays for Spanish club Real Madrid and the national Portuguese team, replaced David Beckham who has been the spokesmodel for Emporio Armani Men’s Underwear since January 2008. (justjared.com)
Dear God,
Hello and thank you. is this even real? I want to believe it is.. I think everyone should play soccer. If it makes your gluteus maximus look anything like that.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
?????
During a press conference held at attorney Gloria Allred’s office on behalf of Vanessa Lopez on Tuesday, Allred revealed that Lopez had told Shaquille O’Neal that she thought she was pregnant with his child. (radaronline.com)
It is really difficult to find out whether you are pregnant or not, so I understand having to hold a press conference for it. I mean this girl needs help! How would she ever know if she was pregnant? It's not like she could go to any drugstore, on any corner and buy something that would let her know if she was with child. A test if you will? That came in a pack of 3 perhaps? Something she could urinate on and maybe find out if you have pregnancy hormones in your system?
I mean I don't know, but that wouldn't it be great to have access to something as technologically advanced as that.
It is really difficult to find out whether you are pregnant or not, so I understand having to hold a press conference for it. I mean this girl needs help! How would she ever know if she was pregnant? It's not like she could go to any drugstore, on any corner and buy something that would let her know if she was with child. A test if you will? That came in a pack of 3 perhaps? Something she could urinate on and maybe find out if you have pregnancy hormones in your system?
I mean I don't know, but that wouldn't it be great to have access to something as technologically advanced as that.
Don't cry for me
The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show.
…if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.
So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. (wwtdd.com)
Is Conan getting fucked? Absolutely. Is he making the right decision? Absolutely.
His entrance is funnier than Jay Leno's whole show. Big mistake on NBC's part. It is not the first time. You remember when they put Leno on at 10 pm?
…if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.
So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. (wwtdd.com)
Is Conan getting fucked? Absolutely. Is he making the right decision? Absolutely.
His entrance is funnier than Jay Leno's whole show. Big mistake on NBC's part. It is not the first time. You remember when they put Leno on at 10 pm?
As if boning George wasn't a gift in and of itself?
The new Roberto Cavalli Underwear ad campaign will star Elisabetta Canalis, the 31-year-old girlfriend of George Clooney. (justjared.com)
Hmm? So his girlfriend gets to be the new ass, sorry face of Roberto Cavalli? God, life is not fair!!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Let's share a moment of silence
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and 'Friday Night Lights' star Minka Kelly are set to tie the knot, The New York Post reports.
According to the Post, Jeter and Kelly have set a November wedding date and will have the ceremony at the same place Kevin Jonas recently wed -- a castle on Long Island.
According to the Post, Jeter and Kelly have set a November wedding date and will have the ceremony at the same place Kevin Jonas recently wed -- a castle on Long Island.
Jeter has been linked to several Hollywood starlets, including Vanessa Minnillo, Mariah Carey andJessica Biel.
(justjared.com)
A collective sob is heard round the world. Not by women, but by men wondering "why, why are you getting married Jeter! You wew living the dream!"
In her defense, she is gorgeous and damn! Who could say no to him?
Being Rich...
does not excuse you from saying stupid things
For instance, Oliver Stone said this about his ol' pal Hitler
Director Oliver Stone’s upcoming Showtime documentary miniseries “Secret History of America” promises to put mass murderers such as Stalin and Hitler “in context.”
“Stalin, Hitler, Mao, McCarthy — these people have been vilified pretty thoroughly by history,” Stone told reporters at the Television Critics Association’s semi-annual press tour in Pasadena.
"We can’t judge people as only ‘bad’ or ‘good.’ Hitler is an easy scapegoat throughout history and its been used cheaply. He’s the product of a series of actions. It’s cause and effect … People in America don’t know the connection between WWI and WWII … I’ve been able to walk in Stalin’s shoes and Hitler’s shoes to understand their point of view. (justjared.com)
You can't judge people as only bad or good? Sure you can, watch. Good director? movie "Natural Born Killers"? Bad director? "Alexander"? Very bad. See how that works.
I liked Mr.Stone up until just this moment for his body of work. Yeah, he was a wack a' doo, and a rich person who believes in Communism, (funny how that works MR. PENN I AM TALKING TO YOU!). I always thought he was eccentric, now I realize he is a psychotic egomaniac with a camera. "I've been able to walk in Hitler's shoes..." I hope suicide in a bunker quickly follows.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Yaay! Another happy couple?
Reunited couple Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are reportedly engaged.
On Monday, the 41-year-old rocker proposed to Evan, 22, onstage while performing in Paris, according to People.
Eww. How does he get these women? Is it the weird thing because I don't even think he is weird, He is probably so vanilla that he needs all that crap on his face so people will pay attention to him. Like a coffee table book. All his music these days are just scarier versions of original songs by better artists like, Soft Cell, Eurythmics, and Depeche Mode.
“It may surprise you just how healthy and loving our relationship is,” Evan told Elle in 2007, adding that she found Marilyn “lovely” and “just amazing”.
Actually yes Evan. I would find that very surprising.
Lock up the clippers
The 28-year-old superstar just recently dyed her hair back to a darker tone after sporting her trademark blond locks. (just jared.com)
Hmm. The last time she did this it was not a sign of good things to come. I hope somebody is watching Brit Brit.
Hmm. The last time she did this it was not a sign of good things to come. I hope somebody is watching Brit Brit.
Stylist to the stars
Rachel Zoe shows off her super thin thin frame in a teeny black bikini on a beach in St. Bart’s on Thursday (January 7). (justjared.com)
Now that is a woman. That is sexy right there. Eat a sandwich!
Monday, January 4, 2010
2010
Happy 2010. Happy New Year! They ask are you better off than you were off 10 years ago. I scream hell yes as I polish off the rest of the champagne (over dinner in my own damn house I might add)!
So to you, I ask are you better off than you were 10 years ago?
So to you, I ask are you better off than you were 10 years ago?
Not a good idea Tiger
Since when is Tiger in jail? I mean, he looks like he's in jail with his skully cap and his ghetto weights. Here is what vanity Fair has to say
“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.” (justjared.com)
On a happy note. 2010 is The Year of The Tiger. Let's hope things get better for him. I hope he keeps his shirt off, meow.
“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.” (justjared.com)
On a happy note. 2010 is The Year of The Tiger. Let's hope things get better for him. I hope he keeps his shirt off, meow.
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