Monday, June 9, 2008

So that's how you wanna play What's Your Face...

So long P. Diddy, Diddy, Sean John, and Puffy.
Sean Combs has started using his Puff Daddy namesake again – over a decade after he achieved stardom with the moniker.
“They call me Puff Daddy… he’s back,” the mogul raps on the remix of O’Neal McKnight’s single “Check Your Coat.” (McKnight is Combs’ former stylist.)
“Yeah you heard me right – I said Puff Daddy,” he continues. “I’m about to back on that Puff Daddy sh*t.”
Combs also posted on his MySpace page: “This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy.”

Does anybody really give a crap what this sunglasses at night, shiny suit wearin', ruined Danity Kane's album with your lame ass ad lib, spoken word whatever it is that you call it, calls himself? Seriously you egomaniacal son of a bitch, let the girls sing and shut the hell up. The best thing you did in years was that Jay-Z song for American Gangster because well, you're not on it with the "EH EH'S, TAKE THAT'S, or even a WOOHH!" Thank you Jigga, I know you weren't havin that. See, Jay Z has 47 names and he doesn't have a damn press conference everytime he feels the need to refer to himself in the third person. Which he does, often. Ok, I got off topic. Diddy, Daddy, Puffy, Pissy, Princess Buttercup (that suits you pretty well ya' pansy) whatever you are calling yourself these days.....we don't care.
PS- I hope you fall on your face and choke on your toothpick. It's not an accessory, it's gross.
PPS- I don't mean I want you to die, I hope someone is there to revive you, I would just really like if you stopped with the toothpick.
PPS- To Danity Kane, I not so secretly love you. Even the hideous outfits


Noelle said...

um, Danity Kane honey? we'll have to talk about that later.

cristal said...

i'm guilty... even though i had to suffer through an occasional sean combs appearance... i so watched making the band 3.