Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Dear God, please don't...

The 11-year-old son of Will Smith stars as Dre Parker, a kid who’s got it all - until his mom’s new job means relocating to China!
After dealing with a bully, he learns kung fu from maintenance man Mr. Han (Chan) and stands up for himself once and for all. (justjared.com)

Please no. Please just no, no. OK. Fine, but you can't have Peter Cetera. 

RIP Luanne...

I hope Brittany Murphy is somewhere "rollin with the homies." In the meantime,
A shocking number of strong prescription meds were found on Brittany Murphy’s bedroom nightstand after her sudden Dec. 20 death, according to notes from an investigator with the Los Angeles coroner’s office.
…the medications included Topamax (anti-seizure meds also to prevent migraines), Methylprednisolone (anti-inflammatory), Fluoxetine (depression med), Klonopin (anxiety med), Carbamazepine (treats Diabetic symptoms and is also a bipolar med), Ativan (anxiety med), Vicoprofen (pain reliever), Propranolol (hypertension, used to prevent heart attacks), Biaxin (antibiotic), Hydrocodone (pain med). (wwtdd.com)

If Lindsay Lohan was to pass way on 5 years would any of us really be surprised? It would be sad, but not a shock.
Brittany Murphy was the cute chubby girl with the curly hair from Clueless. She emerged a few years later and I can't remember who said it, but it went something like this "It's amazing what a dye job and an eating disorder will do for your career."  She had issues a long time ago. It was very obvious.

Little lady, you were amazingly adorable in every silly, crazy part you played. I will enjoy you forever in Clueless and even more on King of the Hill as Luanne.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009


Dear Marissa Miller,
                I have to say if I looked in the mirror and saw that, I would smile too.

Monday, December 14, 2009

The bitches just keep coming out of the woodworks

“We dated in high school and he broke up with me through a letter I still have,” Dina tells RadarOnline.com. And noting the physical similarities she shares with his ex-model wife, Dina goes on to say, “It’s kind of an interesting parallel because people say I look a lot like his wife Elin. I’m a twin just like her, my father-in-law’s name is Earl, which was Tiger’s father’s name, and now my last name is Parr, which is a very golf related name!”
But it seems Dina doesn’t regret the end of the relationship with her first love. “I look at Elin and think, ‘That could of been me’,” she tells RadarOnline.com. “Thank God it’s not!” (radaronline.com)

Fine. Tiger is a whore. There are endless women coming forward to say they saw his penis. Whatever. Well now this psychopath he dated in high school is showing us the letter she still has from when he broke up with her . In high school!! She still has the letter! This woman is insane. " My last name is Parr, a very golf related name!" ""People say I look a lot like his wife Elin." "I look at her and I think, thank God it's not me!" I can just see her saying all this with a wild crazy look in her eyes holding the yellowed letter in her hands and sitting by her altar of Tiger.
This is one skank Elin needs to watch out for. 

Friday, December 4, 2009

Famous by association?

Tiger Woods’ mistress Jaimee Grubbs emailed naked photos of herself to an ex-boyfriend, the man told RadarOnline.comin an exclusive interview. Richard Palermo told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview: “Jaimee sent naked pictures to me. She has an iPhone so she just takes them and emails them to me.  She sent them to me roughly three months ago.” (radaronline.com)

So, this guy thinks he is famous because he fucked somebody that fucked somebody famous?
I am taken back that such a fine lady would send naked pictures of herself via email. Simply shocking!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tiger? Why? What Happened? Part 2 of 347

Tiger and Rachel traded text messages and e-mails on a regular basis and many were of a highly sexual nature, sources told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
She was scheduled to appear at a press conference Thursday with her attorney Gloria Allred but it was suddenly cancelled after a night ofphone calls between Uchitel’s team and Tiger’s reps, as RadarOnline.com was first to report.
Uchitel is hoping to turn her saved messages from Tiger into a fortune and one source told RadarOnline.com that she is negotiating a $1 million payday from Tiger’s team, which would ensure her silence. (radaronline.com)

Oh Tiger, what were you thinking? Look at that woman's lips! Of course she would not seal them at the chance of more collagen and expensive hair extensions. 
Tiger has no game obviously because he has no idea how to handle his bitches. Sending text messages? Leaving voice mails saying "Hey, it's Tiger..." What the hell was he thinking?
His wife is such a classy dame too. Not the typical "athletes wife". Demure, beautiful and loyal. Then he fucks around with Thing 1 and Thing 2.

There is something wrong

With Circus, her triumphant 2008 album and subsequent world tour, Britney reasserted herself as a pop music ringleader, firmly in control of the spectacle. The album is the star’s fifth to debut at No. 1 on the Billboard 200—making her the youngest woman to accomplish that feat. And the nearly yearlong tour, with its elaborate $50 million extravaganza featuring DSquared2 costumes (nine outfit changes a night, including Britney as a trapeze artist, a magician’s assistant, and, somewhat perplexingly, a policewoman), was among the highestgrossing concerttours in the United States last year, rivaling those of U2 and Bruce Springsteen. (celebitchy.com)

Doesn't anybody see what is clearly wrong with this picture? Literally and figuratively? This would not even make a Christmas card in the "real world" But what about Britney's world is real?
She was in a psychiatric ward for severe mental health issues. What do they do? Take her on tour! Release a new CD! Put the workhorse to work! She is like a robot. A robot with a mechanism that is supposed to self-destruct very, very soon.
Yes, the tour did well. Yes, she is functioning at basic human levels. Nobody really seems to care about her past the machine. There is also no interview in this magazine. We have not heard a peep out of her in over a year. I am pretty sure she would say "please help me!!"

Child abuse is not funny

Rolling Stones’ guitarist Ronnie Wood, 62 years old, was arrested last night on “suspicion of assault in connection with a domestic incident”. Basically, he beat up his 20-year-old girlfriend, Ekaterina Ivanova. (celebitchy.com)

Well, of course he did. I want to beat the shit out of every 20 year old too and I am nowhere near as old as he is. Snotty brat. Just look at her face.

Chris Brown. Again

On if he gets the severity of what happened.
Of course. 100%. I think what it is when people see me smiling and kind of nonchalantly giving answers… I’m human, really I’m like really hurting inside and… it really kind of is like devastating me.

I really feel that this guy cannot look at what he did clearly because he has never had to use his brain. Self loathing requires retrospection and he is clearly incapable of facing "what went down" as he likes to put it.
On if he still loves Rihanna
I have love for her.
I hate that term. That is a lame hip hop, ghetto version of love. "I have love for you." You are not Heavy D. These are serious questions. Take them seriously.

I like to put pictures of him with the crazy eyes. Really makes a statement.