Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Holy Crap!
Kanye Is Being a Bitch Again
According to reports, the rapper showed up over the weekend to Common’s highly publicized benefit show at the Hollywood Palladium, and threw another one of his egotistical tantrums backstage.
The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”
When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘He yelled, “Well, I’m asking now!” After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper’s beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe. (celebitchy.com)
Hmm, this is another one that just writes itself. Insert racial joke here.
J Minus J
After a rocky three-year relationship, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have called it quits, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue (on newsstands now).
A mutual pal of the pair tells Us Weekly that Timberlake, 28, has told friends, “it’s over,” and that he ended it for good — over the phone.
“It was about a month ago,” the pal says.
While he was in NYC in September to show his William Rast clothing line at Fashion Week, “Justin was clearly on the hunt,” the pal tells Us Weekly.
Meanwhile, Biel, 27, is in “severe denial and won’t accept” the split, their mutual pal tells Us Weekly. Another source says, “There’s no way of knowing if it’s a firm breakup, because with them it’s so hot and cold.” (celebitchy.com)
The story goes on to say how Justin is boning Rihanna and Jessica is crying her eyes out in denial. I want to know why all these stories always have the woman in the relationship as the victim? Has anyone seen Jessica Biels body? Have you all forgotten? I understand Justin has a mean falsetto but Jessica is a hot chick with a really nice ass, I doubt she will be crying for long. Besides, she might crush you in between her solid rock thighs if you keep talking shit.
Bush Still Makes Me Chuckle
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
In A World...
where ugly guys can get very hot girls like Jermaine Dupri can get Janet jackson and still cheat on them here is the story of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy.
Despite Internet rumors, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy, who costar on the CBS drama The Ghost Whisperer, are still going strong, his rep tells Usmagazine.com.Citing “impeccable sources,” blogger Perez Hilton has claimed that Kennedy, 39, “has been cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend, Shannon Funk.” (celebitchy.com)
How he even got her I don't know. Don't say "oh he's funny!" She is beautiful and successful and this goofy bastard cheats on her? He is a costar on her show. A costar on HER show. That is not an analogy, that's for real. Idiot
Kanye Goes To Rehab??
Before Kanye West rushed the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards, the singer was filmed on the awards show’s red carpet drinking Hennessey cognac straight from the bottle. Now, the next logical thing has happened: people are talking about West going to rehab. (celebitchy.com)
I am going to say he is not an alcoholic. He is just a douchebag with a bottle, like a baby.
Nooooo!!!!
Britney Releases Greates Hits.....Again
Monday, September 28, 2009
I Feel Bad For You
Congratulations to newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom! A rep for the 25-year-old reality star confirms exclusively to OK! that the couple were wed in the home of family friend and music-industry legend Irving Azoff on Sunday afternoon. (celebitchy.com)
I feel bad for Khloe. She is like the ugly step sister of two beautiful girls, except she is the fruit of the same loins. It seems unfair. She definitely got the short end of the stick in that gene pool. Khloe married this guy after a whole month of knowing each other. Tick tock on the divorce clock.