Friday, July 16, 2010

This too shall pass?

This jackass cheated on

his wife and mother of his child Christina Milian
and had this to say about it...

This is not to justify anything, it’s true emotion! It’s a real thing that involves real people! I’ve cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I’ve tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming.
But I was reminded by my MOTHER that I am not “Superman” and its okay to lose sometimes…
This too shall pass! And everything will be fine!
~ Terius Nash ~

This too shall pass? Everything will be fine. What happened to offing yourself? I liked that idea

Mel Gibson, my opinion

When I hear these tapes I have to say I am surprised. I'm not surprised that Mel Gibson is a woman hating, racist, misogynistic pig. It's the panting, the profanity, the pure hatred and evil coming out of him. He is literally out of breath with anger. He sounds like The Exorcist, or Satan himself. All he needed was "your mother sucks cocks in hell" and he would be doing the voices from now on in every movie.
He deserves whatever happens to him. His carrer has been in the tiolet for a few years after his last public debacle. He needs medication, he needs help, I don't care if they say the tapes seem doctored. I could understand a woman in her position being afraid and needing to expose him for what he is. Women who date or marry powerul unhinged men can lose everything the moment they tire of you. Not just money but your life. He threatened to put her in a rose garden. That is a death threat, I don't care what the bitch did. This way if something was to happen to her, people will know where to look. It's sad but true. He is completely unbalanced.
She is obviosuly a gold digger.She knew she was recording him and it was wrong. Obviously this had happened before, which ensued her to record him. She did not have the purest of intentions with him and he made a grave mistake. I don't think she had any clue it he was this insane, but then again better for her. He deserves it because well, he traded in his wife of thirty years for a bimbo from Russia. Look at her. Do you think he left his wife for her because she was smart and into Jesus as much as he pretends to be? The fake lips, boobs, hair, the son with actor Timothy Dalton which is how she supports herself, were not signs that you maybe were getting into a kinda, sorta, maybe, shallow relationship? Mel cheats on his wife, this chick gets pregnant, he has to support the ex wife, his kids and now this rent a bimbo and their 7 month old daugter. He made an extremely bad decision for someone so holier than thou. He went with his dick on this one and he will pay the ultimate price. He complains in the tapes she gave him bad publicity because of his leaving his wife and having a child out of wedlock. Boy, I'll say she gave him bad publicity he had no idea how much at the time.
Now for the racist stuff. Ah yes, the getting raped by a pack of n*&^%ers. I am sorry. I don't care how many black people have been at your house, how many movies you made with Danny Glover. That is disgusting. To say that to the mother of your child because she dresses provocatively? Yeah, you know the reason you liked her? I hope he isn't the ones that ends up getting attacked.
This is frightening

The greatest quote in the world

On whether she’s seen Levi’s Playgirl shoot:
Bristol: No, I don’t want to. That’s Levi’s old life. I don’t want anything to do with that.

Levi in his future:
Levi: I’m almost out of the limelight, and I don’t want to do anything like that again. I want to get my GED and be an electrician. I love my old life. Now I have my beautiful fiance and son back. (

I don't know why I automatically assumed he had graduated from high school. Of course he didn't. This girl is extremely naive. Posing for Playgirl and talking shit about her family to anyone who would listen or pay was his old life? It was seven months ago! Then again she was raised by a moron.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it, Part 2

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston reveal exclusively in the new Us Weekly that they are getting married.
And, they tell Us Weekly, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been kept in the dark about their plans ... until now.
Bristol and Levi, 20 -- who famously called off their previous engagement two weeks after welcoming son Tripp in December 2008 -- tell Us Weekly they reconnected three months ago while working out a custody plan for their 18-month-old son.
Now comes the hard part: Getting the blessing of Sarah Palin, who has made no secret of her feelings for Levi. He provoked her fury last fall when he claimed that she had called her infant son Trig (who has Down syndrome) "retarded." She fired back, telling reporters that anyone who posed for Playgirl would "say and do anything for even more attention." Later, during an interview with Oprah Winfrey, she dubbed him "Ricky Hollywood" and called his "aspiring porn" career "heartbreaking."
Says Bristol, "It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board."(

OMG OMG OMG!!!! Oh this is so good it just has to be fattening.
The greatest thing about this is that last week I saw an ad for Sarah Palin basically saying how she is a mom and how mom's know what's goin on. Didja know this was going on little lady? Were you not aware of it? If so, how is that even possible? You are usually so astute and brilliant.
I'm sorry, I just have to read that again.

Monday, July 12, 2010

It's Time For Abhorent Theatre

I knew from his tirade against Jews he had a way with words, how could we ever forget sugar tits? But this? This is pure poetry. As a matter of fact, now that his agent fired him I think Mel has a real future as a writer for Hallmark cards.

“You should just f-cking smile and blow me,"
Congratulations on your new job!

“You need a f*cking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”
Get better soon!

“Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”
I wanted to get you flowers because I love you so much. I decided to plant you a whole rose garden.

“I left my wife, because we have no spiritual common ground. You and I have none! You won’t even f-cking try.”
Oksana: What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?
Mel: Oh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you f* cking deserved it!
This one is a bit tougher. I guess you fucking deserved it could be another congratulations card?
Wow. I am running out of ways to justify this behavior.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Delusional Lil' Kim....

“I’m constantly growing,” she told LifeLounge. “My album came out in ’97 but I started doing music in the early ‘90s. One reason that I’m still here and I’m still relevant to this day – probably even more relevant than a lot of new people who come into the industry – is because I know how to reinvent myself, I know how to change with the times.” (

Wow. I just... Wow. I'm still relevant? How so? You know how to reinvent yourself? Boy I'll say. You change with the times? Yeah, you definitely have changed  A LOT over time

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Britney, but not Britney

So, they obviously took an old Britney body picture and pasted a new picture of her head on it. Do they think we are dumb, blind? I half expect her head to spin around like the Exorcist.

I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it

LOS ANGELES — A probation report released Wednesday showed six drug screenings from Lindsay Lohan since May were clean of illicit drugs and alcohol.
The screenings occurred after the actress missed a court hearing and a judge imposed stricter restrictions, including wearing an ankle alcohol monitor.
The report was released a day after a judge sentenced the 24-year-old star of "Mean Girls" to 90 days in jail and a three-month stint at an inpatient rehab center for missing court-mandated alcohol education classes.(

Look at her face. She is in complete shock. She is really surprised after literally giving the big fuck you to the court system that has been so lenient with her. Entitled little shit. Her face is classic. "Me? Me? How could you send Me to jail for 90 days? I only missed 9 classes of court appointed alcohol education! And, and I was working! You know I am a famous working actress! I have tone of projects in line"
Delusional little....


Sorry about the Wham thing, but it was just too easy.
So George Michael drove into a photo mat. I know I was surprised too. I had no idea photo mats still existed.
"Officers attended and a man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive. He was taken to a north London police station and later bailed to return on August 13 pending inquiries." (

Hey sucker, what the hell's got into you? Do you remember that??

Oh really your highness?

"The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it. The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you." (

Prince, I love you. I really do. You are a sexy motherfucker even at 4'9". But, you gotta deal with what is happening in reality. I know that is not your strong suit. You play the androgynous role, you wear high heals as if you are really fooling anybody you dainty little thing! You converted to Jehova's Witness after years and years of hyper-sexuality and all the fun that comes with fame. And now, because you say so the internet is over? Why? Because you say so? Are you out of your mind? You sound like an old Jewish woman, "all these gadgets can't be good for you now eat your oatmeal." I know that you are 52, but you are still Prince and you gotta get with it. The interweb has been around for a while and it ain't goin' nowhere. Should I even be writing this? I mean, the internet is so over!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Holy Crap, People Are Racist!

NEW YORK ( -- The Obama administration is turning up the heat on tanning salons across the country with the passage of its new health care bill.
To help fund the $940 billion health care overhaul, a 10% tax on individuals receiving indoor tanning services was tacked on, and the initiative is expected to generate $2.7 billion over ten years (

 I was reading about the Tan Tax which I believe started last week. Here are some of the frighfully racist comments I read:

Seems like a racist tax that targets white people...


Hmmm i wonder why Obama would put a tax on tanning?? Maybe its because its somethin he would never do. I dont see a tax on fried chicken or rap music.

How about a fried chicken tax...

can we say backdoor reparations?

I have never seen anything as racist as the tax on tanning parlors... I wonder when the last time Michelle Obama stopped by for a quick touch-up on her tan. Maybe they should have a Gold Tooth tax to offset this.

Damn! These are real comments from realy people. Really racist people. I read like 10 comments saying "well I bet he won't tax fried chicken or afro sheen." WTF is that? If you cann afford the $15/$20 to sit in a box to soak up artificial lighting you can pay $16. 50 or even $22 to sit in a box and soak up artificial lighting.
And, if it is Obama's way of sticking it to the man is he also sticking it to himself since his mother is white?