This jackass cheated on
his wife and mother of his child Christina Milian
and had this to say about it...
This is not to justify anything, it’s true emotion! It’s a real thing that involves real people! I’ve cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I’ve tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming.
But I was reminded by my MOTHER that I am not “Superman” and its okay to lose sometimes…
This too shall pass! And everything will be fine!
~ Terius Nash ~
This too shall pass? Everything will be fine. What happened to offing yourself? I liked that idea
Friday, July 16, 2010
Mel Gibson, my opinion
When I hear these tapes I have to say I am surprised. I'm not surprised that Mel Gibson is a woman hating, racist, misogynistic pig. It's the panting, the profanity, the pure hatred and evil coming out of him. He is literally out of breath with anger. He sounds like The Exorcist, or Satan himself. All he needed was "your mother sucks cocks in hell" and he would be doing the voices from now on in every movie.
He deserves whatever happens to him. His carrer has been in the tiolet for a few years after his last public debacle. He needs medication, he needs help, I don't care if they say the tapes seem doctored. I could understand a woman in her position being afraid and needing to expose him for what he is. Women who date or marry powerul unhinged men can lose everything the moment they tire of you. Not just money but your life. He threatened to put her in a rose garden. That is a death threat, I don't care what the bitch did. This way if something was to happen to her, people will know where to look. It's sad but true. He is completely unbalanced.
She is obviosuly a gold digger.She knew she was recording him and it was wrong. Obviously this had happened before, which ensued her to record him. She did not have the purest of intentions with him and he made a grave mistake. I don't think she had any clue it he was this insane, but then again better for her. He deserves it because well, he traded in his wife of thirty years for a bimbo from Russia. Look at her. Do you think he left his wife for her because she was smart and into Jesus as much as he pretends to be? The fake lips, boobs, hair, the son with actor Timothy Dalton which is how she supports herself, were not signs that you maybe were getting into a kinda, sorta, maybe, shallow relationship? Mel cheats on his wife, this chick gets pregnant, he has to support the ex wife, his kids and now this rent a bimbo and their 7 month old daugter. He made an extremely bad decision for someone so holier than thou. He went with his dick on this one and he will pay the ultimate price. He complains in the tapes she gave him bad publicity because of his leaving his wife and having a child out of wedlock. Boy, I'll say she gave him bad publicity he had no idea how much at the time.
Now for the racist stuff. Ah yes, the getting raped by a pack of n*&^%ers. I am sorry. I don't care how many black people have been at your house, how many movies you made with Danny Glover. That is disgusting. To say that to the mother of your child because she dresses provocatively? Yeah, you know the reason you liked her? I hope he isn't the ones that ends up getting attacked.
This is frightening
He deserves whatever happens to him. His carrer has been in the tiolet for a few years after his last public debacle. He needs medication, he needs help, I don't care if they say the tapes seem doctored. I could understand a woman in her position being afraid and needing to expose him for what he is. Women who date or marry powerul unhinged men can lose everything the moment they tire of you. Not just money but your life. He threatened to put her in a rose garden. That is a death threat, I don't care what the bitch did. This way if something was to happen to her, people will know where to look. It's sad but true. He is completely unbalanced.
She is obviosuly a gold digger.She knew she was recording him and it was wrong. Obviously this had happened before, which ensued her to record him. She did not have the purest of intentions with him and he made a grave mistake. I don't think she had any clue it he was this insane, but then again better for her. He deserves it because well, he traded in his wife of thirty years for a bimbo from Russia. Look at her. Do you think he left his wife for her because she was smart and into Jesus as much as he pretends to be? The fake lips, boobs, hair, the son with actor Timothy Dalton which is how she supports herself, were not signs that you maybe were getting into a kinda, sorta, maybe, shallow relationship? Mel cheats on his wife, this chick gets pregnant, he has to support the ex wife, his kids and now this rent a bimbo and their 7 month old daugter. He made an extremely bad decision for someone so holier than thou. He went with his dick on this one and he will pay the ultimate price. He complains in the tapes she gave him bad publicity because of his leaving his wife and having a child out of wedlock. Boy, I'll say she gave him bad publicity he had no idea how much at the time.
Now for the racist stuff. Ah yes, the getting raped by a pack of n*&^%ers. I am sorry. I don't care how many black people have been at your house, how many movies you made with Danny Glover. That is disgusting. To say that to the mother of your child because she dresses provocatively? Yeah, you know the reason you liked her? I hope he isn't the ones that ends up getting attacked.
This is frightening
The greatest quote in the world
On whether she’s seen Levi’s Playgirl shoot:
Bristol: No, I don’t want to. That’s Levi’s old life. I don’t want anything to do with that.
Levi in his future:
Levi: I’m almost out of the limelight, and I don’t want to do anything like that again. I want to get my GED and be an electrician. I love my old life. Now I have my beautiful fiance and son back. (celebitchy.com)
I don't know why I automatically assumed he had graduated from high school. Of course he didn't. This girl is extremely naive. Posing for Playgirl and talking shit about her family to anyone who would listen or pay was his old life? It was seven months ago! Then again she was raised by a moron.
Bristol: No, I don’t want to. That’s Levi’s old life. I don’t want anything to do with that.
Levi in his future:
Levi: I’m almost out of the limelight, and I don’t want to do anything like that again. I want to get my GED and be an electrician. I love my old life. Now I have my beautiful fiance and son back. (celebitchy.com)
I don't know why I automatically assumed he had graduated from high school. Of course he didn't. This girl is extremely naive. Posing for Playgirl and talking shit about her family to anyone who would listen or pay was his old life? It was seven months ago! Then again she was raised by a moron.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it, Part 2
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston reveal exclusively in the new Us Weekly that they are getting married.
And, they tell Us Weekly, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been kept in the dark about their plans ... until now.
Bristol and Levi, 20 -- who famously called off their previous engagement two weeks after welcoming son Tripp in December 2008 -- tell Us Weekly they reconnected three months ago while working out a custody plan for their 18-month-old son.
Now comes the hard part: Getting the blessing of Sarah Palin, who has made no secret of her feelings for Levi. He provoked her fury last fall when he claimed that she had called her infant son Trig (who has Down syndrome) "retarded." She fired back, telling reporters that anyone who posed for Playgirl would "say and do anything for even more attention." Later, during an interview with Oprah Winfrey, she dubbed him "Ricky Hollywood" and called his "aspiring porn" career "heartbreaking."
Says Bristol, "It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board."(usweekly.com)
OMG OMG OMG!!!! Oh this is so good it just has to be fattening.
The greatest thing about this is that last week I saw an ad for Sarah Palin basically saying how she is a mom and how mom's know what's goin on. Didja know this was going on little lady? Were you not aware of it? If so, how is that even possible? You are usually so astute and brilliant.
I'm sorry, I just have to read that again.
And, they tell Us Weekly, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been kept in the dark about their plans ... until now.
Bristol and Levi, 20 -- who famously called off their previous engagement two weeks after welcoming son Tripp in December 2008 -- tell Us Weekly they reconnected three months ago while working out a custody plan for their 18-month-old son.
Now comes the hard part: Getting the blessing of Sarah Palin, who has made no secret of her feelings for Levi. He provoked her fury last fall when he claimed that she had called her infant son Trig (who has Down syndrome) "retarded." She fired back, telling reporters that anyone who posed for Playgirl would "say and do anything for even more attention." Later, during an interview with Oprah Winfrey, she dubbed him "Ricky Hollywood" and called his "aspiring porn" career "heartbreaking."
Says Bristol, "It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board."(usweekly.com)
OMG OMG OMG!!!! Oh this is so good it just has to be fattening.
The greatest thing about this is that last week I saw an ad for Sarah Palin basically saying how she is a mom and how mom's know what's goin on. Didja know this was going on little lady? Were you not aware of it? If so, how is that even possible? You are usually so astute and brilliant.
I'm sorry, I just have to read that again.
Monday, July 12, 2010
It's Time For Abhorent Theatre
I knew from his tirade against Jews he had a way with words, how could we ever forget sugar tits? But this? This is pure poetry. As a matter of fact, now that his agent fired him I think Mel has a real future as a writer for Hallmark cards.
“You should just f-cking smile and blow me,"
Congratulations on your new job!
“You need a f*cking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”
Get better soon!
“Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”
Um...
I wanted to get you flowers because I love you so much. I decided to plant you a whole rose garden.
“I left my wife, because we have no spiritual common ground. You and I have none! You won’t even f-cking try.”
I AM SPIRITUAL!! I AM A GOOD PERSON YOU PIECE OF SHIT! LOOK, JUST LOOK AT HOW MUCH I AM ONE WITH MY GOD!!
Oksana: What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?
Mel: Oh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you f* cking deserved it!
This one is a bit tougher. I guess you fucking deserved it could be another congratulations card?
Wow. I am running out of ways to justify this behavior.
“You should just f-cking smile and blow me,"
Congratulations on your new job!
“You need a f*cking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”
Get better soon!
“Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”
Um...
I wanted to get you flowers because I love you so much. I decided to plant you a whole rose garden.
“I left my wife, because we have no spiritual common ground. You and I have none! You won’t even f-cking try.”
I AM SPIRITUAL!! I AM A GOOD PERSON YOU PIECE OF SHIT! LOOK, JUST LOOK AT HOW MUCH I AM ONE WITH MY GOD!!
Oksana: What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?
Mel: Oh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you f* cking deserved it!
This one is a bit tougher. I guess you fucking deserved it could be another congratulations card?
Wow. I am running out of ways to justify this behavior.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Delusional Lil' Kim....
“I’m constantly growing,” she told LifeLounge. “My album came out in ’97 but I started doing music in the early ‘90s. One reason that I’m still here and I’m still relevant to this day – probably even more relevant than a lot of new people who come into the industry – is because I know how to reinvent myself, I know how to change with the times.” (justjared.com)
Wow. I just... Wow. I'm still relevant? How so? You know how to reinvent yourself? Boy I'll say. You change with the times? Yeah, you definitely have changed A LOT over time
“I’m constantly growing,” she told LifeLounge. “My album came out in ’97 but I started doing music in the early ‘90s. One reason that I’m still here and I’m still relevant to this day – probably even more relevant than a lot of new people who come into the industry – is because I know how to reinvent myself, I know how to change with the times.” (justjared.com)
Wow. I just... Wow. I'm still relevant? How so? You know how to reinvent yourself? Boy I'll say. You change with the times? Yeah, you definitely have changed A LOT over time
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Britney, but not Britney
So, they obviously took an old Britney body picture and pasted a new picture of her head on it. Do they think we are dumb, blind? I half expect her head to spin around like the Exorcist.
I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it
LOS ANGELES — A probation report released Wednesday showed six drug screenings from Lindsay Lohan since May were clean of illicit drugs and alcohol.
The screenings occurred after the actress missed a court hearing and a judge imposed stricter restrictions, including wearing an ankle alcohol monitor.
The report was released a day after a judge sentenced the 24-year-old star of "Mean Girls" to 90 days in jail and a three-month stint at an inpatient rehab center for missing court-mandated alcohol education classes.(celebitchy.com)
Look at her face. She is in complete shock. She is really surprised after literally giving the big fuck you to the court system that has been so lenient with her. Entitled little shit. Her face is classic. "Me? Me? How could you send Me to jail for 90 days? I only missed 9 classes of court appointed alcohol education! And, and I was working! You know I am a famous working actress! I have tone of projects in line"
Delusional little....
The screenings occurred after the actress missed a court hearing and a judge imposed stricter restrictions, including wearing an ankle alcohol monitor.
The report was released a day after a judge sentenced the 24-year-old star of "Mean Girls" to 90 days in jail and a three-month stint at an inpatient rehab center for missing court-mandated alcohol education classes.(celebitchy.com)
Look at her face. She is in complete shock. She is really surprised after literally giving the big fuck you to the court system that has been so lenient with her. Entitled little shit. Her face is classic. "Me? Me? How could you send Me to jail for 90 days? I only missed 9 classes of court appointed alcohol education! And, and I was working! You know I am a famous working actress! I have tone of projects in line"
Delusional little....
WHAM!!
Sorry about the Wham thing, but it was just too easy.
So George Michael drove into a photo mat. I know I was surprised too. I had no idea photo mats still existed.
"Officers attended and a man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive. He was taken to a north London police station and later bailed to return on August 13 pending inquiries." (dlisted.com)
Hey sucker, what the hell's got into you? Do you remember that??
So George Michael drove into a photo mat. I know I was surprised too. I had no idea photo mats still existed.
"Officers attended and a man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive. He was taken to a north London police station and later bailed to return on August 13 pending inquiries." (dlisted.com)
Hey sucker, what the hell's got into you? Do you remember that??
Oh really your highness?
"The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it. The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you." (celebitchy.com)
Prince, I love you. I really do. You are a sexy motherfucker even at 4'9". But, you gotta deal with what is happening in reality. I know that is not your strong suit. You play the androgynous role, you wear high heals as if you are really fooling anybody you dainty little thing! You converted to Jehova's Witness after years and years of hyper-sexuality and all the fun that comes with fame. And now, because you say so the internet is over? Why? Because you say so? Are you out of your mind? You sound like an old Jewish woman, "all these gadgets can't be good for you now eat your oatmeal." I know that you are 52, but you are still Prince and you gotta get with it. The interweb has been around for a while and it ain't goin' nowhere. Should I even be writing this? I mean, the internet is so over!
Prince, I love you. I really do. You are a sexy motherfucker even at 4'9". But, you gotta deal with what is happening in reality. I know that is not your strong suit. You play the androgynous role, you wear high heals as if you are really fooling anybody you dainty little thing! You converted to Jehova's Witness after years and years of hyper-sexuality and all the fun that comes with fame. And now, because you say so the internet is over? Why? Because you say so? Are you out of your mind? You sound like an old Jewish woman, "all these gadgets can't be good for you now eat your oatmeal." I know that you are 52, but you are still Prince and you gotta get with it. The interweb has been around for a while and it ain't goin' nowhere. Should I even be writing this? I mean, the internet is so over!
Friday, July 2, 2010
Holy Crap, People Are Racist!
NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- The Obama administration is turning up the heat on tanning salons across the country with the passage of its new health care bill.
To help fund the $940 billion health care overhaul, a 10% tax on individuals receiving indoor tanning services was tacked on, and the initiative is expected to generate $2.7 billion over ten years (cnn.com)
I was reading about the Tan Tax which I believe started last week. Here are some of the frighfully racist comments I read:
Seems like a racist tax that targets white people...
Hmmm i wonder why Obama would put a tax on tanning?? Maybe its because its somethin he would never do. I dont see a tax on fried chicken or rap music.
How about a fried chicken tax...
can we say backdoor reparations?
I have never seen anything as racist as the tax on tanning parlors... I wonder when the last time Michelle Obama stopped by for a quick touch-up on her tan. Maybe they should have a Gold Tooth tax to offset this.
Damn! These are real comments from realy people. Really racist people. I read like 10 comments saying "well I bet he won't tax fried chicken or afro sheen." WTF is that? If you cann afford the $15/$20 to sit in a box to soak up artificial lighting you can pay $16. 50 or even $22 to sit in a box and soak up artificial lighting.
And, if it is Obama's way of sticking it to the man is he also sticking it to himself since his mother is white?
To help fund the $940 billion health care overhaul, a 10% tax on individuals receiving indoor tanning services was tacked on, and the initiative is expected to generate $2.7 billion over ten years (cnn.com)
I was reading about the Tan Tax which I believe started last week. Here are some of the frighfully racist comments I read:
Seems like a racist tax that targets white people...
Hmmm i wonder why Obama would put a tax on tanning?? Maybe its because its somethin he would never do. I dont see a tax on fried chicken or rap music.
How about a fried chicken tax...
can we say backdoor reparations?
I have never seen anything as racist as the tax on tanning parlors... I wonder when the last time Michelle Obama stopped by for a quick touch-up on her tan. Maybe they should have a Gold Tooth tax to offset this.
Damn! These are real comments from realy people. Really racist people. I read like 10 comments saying "well I bet he won't tax fried chicken or afro sheen." WTF is that? If you cann afford the $15/$20 to sit in a box to soak up artificial lighting you can pay $16. 50 or even $22 to sit in a box and soak up artificial lighting.
And, if it is Obama's way of sticking it to the man is he also sticking it to himself since his mother is white?
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
I'm Too Sexy For This Job
Debrahlee Lorenzana claims in court papers that she was forced out of her Manhattan Citibank job because she was too good looking, reports the New York Post. According to the paper, Lorenzana says she was subject to "improper comments" and was reprimanded for dressing sexily - when all she was doing was dressing professionally. (cbsnews.com)
I would find this so much more believable were it not for the fact that she has like twenty pictures of her posing in an actual office. Not necessarily in a sexy way, but just posing in an office while just happening to look kinda sexy. Look, how not sexy I am reading this folder? Look, how not sexy I am pulling this cart thingy? Like, OJ posing with a kitchen knife as a practical joke or something.
I would find this so much more believable were it not for the fact that she has like twenty pictures of her posing in an actual office. Not necessarily in a sexy way, but just posing in an office while just happening to look kinda sexy. Look, how not sexy I am reading this folder? Look, how not sexy I am pulling this cart thingy? Like, OJ posing with a kitchen knife as a practical joke or something.
Day 64, Waiting for Kevin Costner to Save the World. Sounds like a movie doesn't it?
A judge has blocked the offshore drilling moratorium imposed by the Obama administration after the devastating Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
Judge Feldman writes that Interior Secretary Ken Salazar's decision was based on a finding:
"that new deepwater wells pose an unacceptable risk of serious and irreparable harm to life and property and a finding that the installation of additional safety or environmental protection equipment is necessary to prevent injury or loss of life and damage to property and the environment." Yeah that sounds like a good idea. Let's stop for a moment because we don't know what could happen. and none of these companies would know what to do if there was another spill at the moment. You do not let traffic back on the highway until the accident is cleared.
"[T]he Court is unable to divine or fathom a relationship between the findings and the immense scope of the moratorium," Feldman writes. "The Report patently lacks any analysis of the asserted fear of threat of irreparable injury or safety hazards posed by the thirty-three permitted rigs also reached by the moratorium. It is incident specific and driven: Deepwater Horizon and BP only. None others." Fathom a relationship between findings? Well, none of these companies know what the hell they are doing! If they did they would be sharing their knowledge! It is obvious they have the technology to get the oil, they just don't have an escape plan when shit gets ugly.
"If some drilling equipment parts are flawed, is it rational to say all are? Are all airplanes a danger because one was? All oil tankers like Exxon Valdez? All trains? All mines? That sort of thinking seems heavy handed, and rather overbearing," Feldman writes. (cbsnews.com)
Since when is profiling wrong? The government has been doing it forever.
Yes! It is safe to say that! A ship or an airplane are not the same as oil gushing out of the Earth in a hole that we made. The plane will crash can crash and be done, whatever damage it can do is done in one crash. The ship has a certain amount of oil if it gets hit or is driven by a drunk (IE Exxon Valdez) there is terrible damage, but limited damage. Neither of those can compare to a hole with a direct line to the oil in the Gulf.
I really don't understand this. They had the power to get there. They have the technology to get the oil. They are drilling deeper than they ever have and yet, they can't find a way to stop it.
Judge Feldman writes that Interior Secretary Ken Salazar's decision was based on a finding:
"that new deepwater wells pose an unacceptable risk of serious and irreparable harm to life and property and a finding that the installation of additional safety or environmental protection equipment is necessary to prevent injury or loss of life and damage to property and the environment." Yeah that sounds like a good idea. Let's stop for a moment because we don't know what could happen. and none of these companies would know what to do if there was another spill at the moment. You do not let traffic back on the highway until the accident is cleared.
"[T]he Court is unable to divine or fathom a relationship between the findings and the immense scope of the moratorium," Feldman writes. "The Report patently lacks any analysis of the asserted fear of threat of irreparable injury or safety hazards posed by the thirty-three permitted rigs also reached by the moratorium. It is incident specific and driven: Deepwater Horizon and BP only. None others." Fathom a relationship between findings? Well, none of these companies know what the hell they are doing! If they did they would be sharing their knowledge! It is obvious they have the technology to get the oil, they just don't have an escape plan when shit gets ugly.
"If some drilling equipment parts are flawed, is it rational to say all are? Are all airplanes a danger because one was? All oil tankers like Exxon Valdez? All trains? All mines? That sort of thinking seems heavy handed, and rather overbearing," Feldman writes. (cbsnews.com)
Since when is profiling wrong? The government has been doing it forever.
Yes! It is safe to say that! A ship or an airplane are not the same as oil gushing out of the Earth in a hole that we made. The plane will crash can crash and be done, whatever damage it can do is done in one crash. The ship has a certain amount of oil if it gets hit or is driven by a drunk (IE Exxon Valdez) there is terrible damage, but limited damage. Neither of those can compare to a hole with a direct line to the oil in the Gulf.
I really don't understand this. They had the power to get there. They have the technology to get the oil. They are drilling deeper than they ever have and yet, they can't find a way to stop it.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Get It Together People...
I was on a website talking about vampire tv shows and movies and I read these gems in the comment section. I did not make these up. These are real people talking about and debating vampires.
I wish I was a vampire. I would have my own coven of vampires and we would take revenge on all the people who while I was alive had their fun with me. I would drink their blood and take their strength. Life would be much better for me if I was a vampire. (radaronline.com)
Wow. I have to admit, my friends and I joke around all the time as to who we would take with us to be in our vampire coven and how much fun we would have. But this is the thing our lives are good. We have a good time together and only want to prolong it. You sweety, are miserable and will be miserable in the after life. Please, try to make this life a good one, then we can talk about "eternal".
Its very simple: vampires CAN NOT GO OUT IN DAYLIGHT, Stephanie Meyer has made up her own rules, Twilight is NOT a vampire story, True Blood is the REAL THING! Wake up people, if you don't believe ME, read the original: Bram Stoker's DRACULA!!! (radaronline.com)
True Blood is the real thing? No. I love True Blood, but there ain't nothin' real bout' it including the accents. None of this stuff is real which is what makes it so much fun, hence you can make up whatever rules you like. Bram Stoker took folklore and embellished them. That's it. Am I supposed to be mad at Sesame Street for their version of The Count? Never Enjoy Count Chocula cereal after a bender? I think not!
NONE OF THIS CRAP IS REAL PEOPLE. YOU CAN DRESS UP AND WEAR CONTACTS ALL YOU LIKE, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET YOUR DAMN GROCERIES IN YOUR PJ'S EVERY ONCE IN WHILE.
I wish I was a vampire. I would have my own coven of vampires and we would take revenge on all the people who while I was alive had their fun with me. I would drink their blood and take their strength. Life would be much better for me if I was a vampire. (radaronline.com)
Wow. I have to admit, my friends and I joke around all the time as to who we would take with us to be in our vampire coven and how much fun we would have. But this is the thing our lives are good. We have a good time together and only want to prolong it. You sweety, are miserable and will be miserable in the after life. Please, try to make this life a good one, then we can talk about "eternal".
Its very simple: vampires CAN NOT GO OUT IN DAYLIGHT, Stephanie Meyer has made up her own rules, Twilight is NOT a vampire story, True Blood is the REAL THING! Wake up people, if you don't believe ME, read the original: Bram Stoker's DRACULA!!! (radaronline.com)
True Blood is the real thing? No. I love True Blood, but there ain't nothin' real bout' it including the accents. None of this stuff is real which is what makes it so much fun, hence you can make up whatever rules you like. Bram Stoker took folklore and embellished them. That's it. Am I supposed to be mad at Sesame Street for their version of The Count? Never Enjoy Count Chocula cereal after a bender? I think not!
NONE OF THIS CRAP IS REAL PEOPLE. YOU CAN DRESS UP AND WEAR CONTACTS ALL YOU LIKE, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET YOUR DAMN GROCERIES IN YOUR PJ'S EVERY ONCE IN WHILE.
Happy Bday Kid...
In April, Tiger talked in a press conference about what he missed out on while in rehab after his secret cheating life was exposed.
"Because of the time frame of it, I missed my son's first birthday and that hurts. That hurts a lot and I vowed I'd never miss another one after that. I can't go back to where I was,” he said.
(radaronline.com)
Except this weekend when he missed his daughter's third birthday.
Oh Tiger, you don't have to be there for all the birthday's but after everything that you put us through, you would think that you would follow up with your promises. Although, when you went back to golf after saying you were going to be out for a while and focus on your personal life then came back like three months later?I guess that means you must have had everything figured out by now. Awesome.
"Because of the time frame of it, I missed my son's first birthday and that hurts. That hurts a lot and I vowed I'd never miss another one after that. I can't go back to where I was,” he said.
(radaronline.com)
Except this weekend when he missed his daughter's third birthday.
Oh Tiger, you don't have to be there for all the birthday's but after everything that you put us through, you would think that you would follow up with your promises. Although, when you went back to golf after saying you were going to be out for a while and focus on your personal life then came back like three months later?I guess that means you must have had everything figured out by now. Awesome.
Friday, June 18, 2010
At least it's written in language she can understand...
I had to make this picture small because I could not stand her staring at me, mouth agape.
In little black letters, she had the word LOVE inked onto her right ear.
Why? We'll let her explain…
"There's so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love," Cyrus, 17, just told me from New York City, where she's in the middle of the big promo tour for her new album, Can't Be Tamed. "People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,' and I just ignore it because it's irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that's all we need to focus on." (eonline.com)
Here is my reaction.
Read Miley got tattoo on ear. Think automatically to myself, "all she wants to hear is loving things and this will protect her precious ears from all that smack talk."
Read Miley's reason for getting tattoo on said ear, which is pretty much what I was thinking.
Stay quiet for a while pondering the vacuum of stupidity that is this child's brain.
Now, if we can just get "shut up" tattooed across her mouth everything will be fine.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Are they not that difficult to come by?
He's got the #1 movie in America, and he has a kiddie six-pack to boot.
'Karate Kid' Jaden Smith is promoting the movie in China, where it filmed.
At one point at the Beijing premiere Jaden, 11, lifted his shirt to show off his muscles. (huffingtonpost.com)
Everybody seems to have sick abs these days, but to this I say nay nay.
He's 11. Only 11. Put that away until you are at least.....18. OK, 17 but just that away for now.
'Karate Kid' Jaden Smith is promoting the movie in China, where it filmed.
At one point at the Beijing premiere Jaden, 11, lifted his shirt to show off his muscles. (huffingtonpost.com)
Everybody seems to have sick abs these days, but to this I say nay nay.
He's 11. Only 11. Put that away until you are at least.....18. OK, 17 but just that away for now.
PIGGY!!!
"Miniature pigs are sold only as pets," Chris Murray explains to PEOPLEPets.com, "and therefore we know that, as all pets are, they will be played with … its important that nothing particularly worries them or gets stressful."
So they picked up the adorable red boots -- originally made as accessories for a Paddington bear stuffed animal -- from a local toy shop and Clive tried them on for size, and a photo op was born.
"Being a little fellow and more sensitive to having wet feet he was quite happy to pop two 'bears' of boots on," says Murray. The mini pig was perfect for this little experiment because most have a "gentle character, easy going attitude," he adds. (people.com)
I have absolutely no story here whatsoever, but this pig was so damn cute!!!
So they picked up the adorable red boots -- originally made as accessories for a Paddington bear stuffed animal -- from a local toy shop and Clive tried them on for size, and a photo op was born.
"Being a little fellow and more sensitive to having wet feet he was quite happy to pop two 'bears' of boots on," says Murray. The mini pig was perfect for this little experiment because most have a "gentle character, easy going attitude," he adds. (people.com)
I have absolutely no story here whatsoever, but this pig was so damn cute!!!
I DUN SEEN BIGFOOT!
North Carolina Bigfoot spotted in Cleveland County. The man in North Carolina fended off the Bigfoot creature with a stick before chasing him back into the woods. Tim Peeler said the Bigfoot was 10 feet tall, and he wanted him off his North Carolina property.
"This thing was 10 feet tall," Peeler said in a statement. "It had beautiful hair." Peeler was trying to call coyotes but believes he coaxed the mythical Bigfoot out of the woods. (msnbc.com)
This is the best picture I could find of Bigfoot. After all these years this is best I could get. Which is really most likely a guy wearing a gorilla suit PRETENDING to be Bigfoot. Yeah, that is what all the "experts" say. Which makes it even more amazing that one could still make a living off of being a Bigfoot Expert in this age of Iphones, YouTube, and Tosh.O, Facebook, that Dick Roulette website, without a single shred of evidence. Like I said, this is the best picture I could find. This guy was calling coyotes and he got Bigfoot. Lucky son of a...
On a side note, I really hope all these creatures are real. The Lochness Monster, Bigfoot, Chupacabra. I watch every single episode about Nessi and the hopeful scientists with their underwater sound wave technology and I am always so hopeful and inevitably let down when they don't find her.
"This thing was 10 feet tall," Peeler said in a statement. "It had beautiful hair." Peeler was trying to call coyotes but believes he coaxed the mythical Bigfoot out of the woods. (msnbc.com)
This is the best picture I could find of Bigfoot. After all these years this is best I could get. Which is really most likely a guy wearing a gorilla suit PRETENDING to be Bigfoot. Yeah, that is what all the "experts" say. Which makes it even more amazing that one could still make a living off of being a Bigfoot Expert in this age of Iphones, YouTube, and Tosh.O, Facebook, that Dick Roulette website, without a single shred of evidence. Like I said, this is the best picture I could find. This guy was calling coyotes and he got Bigfoot. Lucky son of a...
On a side note, I really hope all these creatures are real. The Lochness Monster, Bigfoot, Chupacabra. I watch every single episode about Nessi and the hopeful scientists with their underwater sound wave technology and I am always so hopeful and inevitably let down when they don't find her.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
The New Britney Spears Everyone...
“I’m not trying to be ’slutty’,” the 17-year-old “Can’t Be Tamed” singer tells the Associated Press.
“I’m not trying to be, like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys,” says Cyrus, who’s currently dating Australian actor Liam Hemsworth. “What I’m trying to do is make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress.” (celebitchy.com)
So, she's not TRYING to be slutty? But, she was doing so well! Then this just comes naturally? She just IS slutty? That makes perfect sense! Well where is her damn parade!! I mean gays and lesbians get a parade, why not the sluts!!
15 more days.....
Taylor Lautner, ladies.
No, no! There is actually a story. Here is Taylor Lautner in a recent interview for GQ explaining how he almost lost and managed to keep the part of Jacob Black for the Twilight series.
On almost getting fired from Twilight: Lautner admits to some dark, if brief, moments of self-doubt. He hired a personal trainer on his own dime and started practicing some Tony Robbins mind tricks. “I’m in the gym,” Lautner says, “and I’m doing reps, and I’m reading the books, and I’m studying the character. I’m just saying to myself, ‘I want this role. I love this role. I’m not gonna lose it. And I’m gonna know it better than anybody, and I’m gonna do that extra rep, because I’m gonna be Jacob Black.’ ” He ate every two hours, mostly meat his parents cooked and then packed in a cooler he kept in the car. Sitting in traffic, Lautner would eat cold ground chuck from plastic Baggies. He put on thirty pounds of muscle, consented to a screen test with Stewart (who lobbied on his behalf), and kept his job. (celebitchy.com)
I would say I admire his dedication to his craft and that I respect him for getting to know the role, embrace it and become it. But, I would be a complete phony because there were tons of pics with him wearing a shirt and I chose this one.
No, no! There is actually a story. Here is Taylor Lautner in a recent interview for GQ explaining how he almost lost and managed to keep the part of Jacob Black for the Twilight series.
On almost getting fired from Twilight: Lautner admits to some dark, if brief, moments of self-doubt. He hired a personal trainer on his own dime and started practicing some Tony Robbins mind tricks. “I’m in the gym,” Lautner says, “and I’m doing reps, and I’m reading the books, and I’m studying the character. I’m just saying to myself, ‘I want this role. I love this role. I’m not gonna lose it. And I’m gonna know it better than anybody, and I’m gonna do that extra rep, because I’m gonna be Jacob Black.’ ” He ate every two hours, mostly meat his parents cooked and then packed in a cooler he kept in the car. Sitting in traffic, Lautner would eat cold ground chuck from plastic Baggies. He put on thirty pounds of muscle, consented to a screen test with Stewart (who lobbied on his behalf), and kept his job. (celebitchy.com)
I would say I admire his dedication to his craft and that I respect him for getting to know the role, embrace it and become it. But, I would be a complete phony because there were tons of pics with him wearing a shirt and I chose this one.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Two-faced Kitten Has Rare Condition
THAT WAS THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THE NEWS STORY. TWO FACED KITTEN HAS ARE CONDITION.
The kitten known as Two Face was brought to the vet shortly after it was born on Wednesday because its mother refused to nurse the kitten. Dr. Erica Drake said the kitten was born with a rare condition called diprosopus, which means the kitten literally has two faces. Two Face has four eyes, two noses and two mouths. (msnbc.com)
They don't mention anything wrong with the little guy besides the obvious fact that the cat has two faces, which leads me to believe that the rare condition is that the cat has two faces. Brilliant observation.
The kitten known as Two Face was brought to the vet shortly after it was born on Wednesday because its mother refused to nurse the kitten. Dr. Erica Drake said the kitten was born with a rare condition called diprosopus, which means the kitten literally has two faces. Two Face has four eyes, two noses and two mouths. (msnbc.com)
They don't mention anything wrong with the little guy besides the obvious fact that the cat has two faces, which leads me to believe that the rare condition is that the cat has two faces. Brilliant observation.
Aww, poor baby
Joran van der Sloot has reportedly told Peruvian officials he wants to come clean about the location of the body of Alabama honor student Natalee Holloway, who went missing five years ago in Aruba.
The reason? He's afraid for his life inside the Peruvian prison where he's locked-up after being charged in the murder of business student Stephany Flores, 21.
"I don't want to be imprisoned in Peru," he told police, according to a local newspaper. "I am afraid I will be killed."
Convicts inside have committed serious crimes"There is too much promiscuity, overcrowding and poor health conditions. I know Joran is isolated . . . This way he'll be safe not only from rape but also from being killed."
(people.com
So, the alleged two time murderer/rapist/thief is afraid he will be killed if he is imprisoned in Peru?Poor thing. He must be as afraid as that girl he strangled and beat to death,, then stole her wallet and car that all she did was go up to his hotel room in his hotel room. I could not imagine anything worse than being a female, alone in a hotel room with Mr. van der Sloot? Well, I would imagine karma in a Hotel Room would be quite the bitch if left alone in a hotel room with this piece of human feces.
The reason? He's afraid for his life inside the Peruvian prison where he's locked-up after being charged in the murder of business student Stephany Flores, 21.
"I don't want to be imprisoned in Peru," he told police, according to a local newspaper. "I am afraid I will be killed."
Convicts inside have committed serious crimes"There is too much promiscuity, overcrowding and poor health conditions. I know Joran is isolated . . . This way he'll be safe not only from rape but also from being killed."
(people.com
So, the alleged two time murderer/rapist/thief is afraid he will be killed if he is imprisoned in Peru?Poor thing. He must be as afraid as that girl he strangled and beat to death,, then stole her wallet and car that all she did was go up to his hotel room in his hotel room. I could not imagine anything worse than being a female, alone in a hotel room with Mr. van der Sloot? Well, I would imagine karma in a Hotel Room would be quite the bitch if left alone in a hotel room with this piece of human feces.
Friday, June 11, 2010
UPDATE!! The good news is, she's alive...
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. - Rough weather will delay the rescue of a 16-year-old California girl adrift in her damaged yacht in the Indian Ocean, a family spokesman said Friday.
A French fishing boat will arrive later than the estimated time of 11 a.m. PDT Saturday, said Jeff Casher, an adviser to Abby Sunderland’s solo quest to sail around the world. He was not sure how long the delay would be.( msnbc.com)
....the bad news is she's totally grounded.
He obviously has a type....
This is Janine Lindemulder. Ex wife to soon to be Sandra Bullock's ex husband, Jesse James. She was recently from jail and she had this to say about people's perception of her:
“It’s easy to pick me apart when you don’t know me and… read it on paper ‘porn star,’ ‘tattoos,’ ‘had a run in with drugs.’ OK, then you’ve got me all figured out, but that’s not the case. That’s not the person I am. At least not now.”
“A lot of this stuff has hurt, but it’s also helped me grow… I know how to weed through the B.S. and I have a better sense of myself and what I need to give Jesse and Sandra as a co-parent and how we’re going to protect Sunny all together.” (celebitchy.com)
She's right. It is pretty easy to pick her apart because of all the things she has DONE. Yes, she actually DID these things, they are not rumors. Not just the "porn star, tattoos, drugs thing." I am talking about the tax evasion thing and the not picking up your daughter when you were supposed to because you were strung out, or obviously getting that very important artwork all over your body to accentuate your trashiness, I mean individuality.
So, yes I am sure it hurts when people judge her.I bet those tats she's got all over her neck and jugular area hurt too. She's a big girl, she'll survive.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
In NO SHIT?! news today...
Rescuers searched Thursday for a 16-year-old Southern California girl who was attempting a solo sail around the world.
Family spokesman Christian Pinkston said the search began for Abby Sunderland somewhere between Africa and Australia. He says emergency beacons activated overnight and there has been a loss of communication. (msnbc.com)
Really? Abby is missing somewhere between Africa and Australia? The 16 year old attempting to sail solo around the world may perhaps be in peril in the Indian Ocean? Not even the Pacific or the Atlantic, you know something American's can distinguish.
If her parents bitch about this I swear...
When I was 16, I was lucky to drive my older sister's car and drive to school every day.
"Mom, Dad I want to sail around the world."
"Great!"
"But, I want to sail around the world by myself."
How did that conversation even happen??
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Those who live in glass houses.....
Katy Perry has this to Tweet about Lady Gaga's new video for "Alejandro."
"USING BLASPHEMY AS ENTERTAINMENT IS AS CHEAP AS A COMEDIAN TELLING A FART JOKE."
I think pontificating about cheap forms of entertainment while wearing a whip cream bikini is about as cheap as well, wearing a whip cream bikini as entertainment.
By the way, your fiancee is a comedian and he is basically a living, breathing fart joke. He needs to stop acting like Captain Jack Sparrow. Even Johnny is getting sick of it.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
SHUTUP ALREADY.
IF I HAVE TO WATCH UFC ON PPV EVERY TWO WEEKS I AM GOING TO ENJOY MY SPARKLY VAMPIRES.
To those of you whose dominant hormone is testosterone,
I really don't expect you to understand, or care even. Just leave me alone with my adoration and I will be content. But you can't can you. You have to take something as simple as a love story involving pale people and just mock it over and over again as if the vampire in the story is actually attempting to suck your blood for sustenance.
I recently had ANOTHER male friend comment on my love of Twilight by brilliantly remarking, "you know vampires aren't real?!" As if I thought or secretly hoped they were. My retort was pretty simple "well Star Wars, Transformers, Iron Man, X Men, Spider Man, Super Man aren't real either but I bet you enjoyed that shit?" Not just the first installment, but the second, third, prequel, sequel. I also bet there were girls at those films who did not particularly care for the wooden acting, stupid dialogue, impossible to follow, shallow yet pretending to be deep, storyline. Basically anything too "Lucas-y" or "Bay-ish". But, they sat held your hand and politely said yes when asked if they liked it.
Oh wait a minute, you didn't really give a shit whether she liked it or not? Shit blowin up! Robots and aliens and Megan Fox's boobs running in the desert oh my!! By the way, the chances of you ever getting a chance to fuck Megan Fox are about as slim as my chances of fucking Edward Cullen.
So, I will not ask you if you like it, I do not care. Just don't make fun. Because for every time there was Bo Derek running on the beach towards Dudley Moore, for every time there was a Scarlett Jo falling in love with Bill Murray, all I got after all these years of male oriented fantasy is one Taylor Lautner, hopefully shirtless for the remainder of the series.
To those of you whose dominant hormone is testosterone,
I really don't expect you to understand, or care even. Just leave me alone with my adoration and I will be content. But you can't can you. You have to take something as simple as a love story involving pale people and just mock it over and over again as if the vampire in the story is actually attempting to suck your blood for sustenance.
I recently had ANOTHER male friend comment on my love of Twilight by brilliantly remarking, "you know vampires aren't real?!" As if I thought or secretly hoped they were. My retort was pretty simple "well Star Wars, Transformers, Iron Man, X Men, Spider Man, Super Man aren't real either but I bet you enjoyed that shit?" Not just the first installment, but the second, third, prequel, sequel. I also bet there were girls at those films who did not particularly care for the wooden acting, stupid dialogue, impossible to follow, shallow yet pretending to be deep, storyline. Basically anything too "Lucas-y" or "Bay-ish". But, they sat held your hand and politely said yes when asked if they liked it.
Oh wait a minute, you didn't really give a shit whether she liked it or not? Shit blowin up! Robots and aliens and Megan Fox's boobs running in the desert oh my!! By the way, the chances of you ever getting a chance to fuck Megan Fox are about as slim as my chances of fucking Edward Cullen.
So, I will not ask you if you like it, I do not care. Just don't make fun. Because for every time there was Bo Derek running on the beach towards Dudley Moore, for every time there was a Scarlett Jo falling in love with Bill Murray, all I got after all these years of male oriented fantasy is one Taylor Lautner, hopefully shirtless for the remainder of the series.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
HEALTH CARE! UNIVERSAL FOR ALL!!
I like the idea that government can do something. Not just say they will.
When slavery was abolished it was protested, but government passed it.
When women won the right to vote, it was protested. But government passed it because it was the right thing to do.
Civil rights was protested and segregation was legal from state to state. Federal government passed it because it was the right thing to do.
Gay and lesbian rights.
Roe v. Wade
Medicare/ Medicaid - which Ronald Reagan said was a "socialist form of health care" my right wing parents have Medicare.
Social Security
COBRA- which passed on reconciliation...
All of these have been passed by government despite the protest of individuals. Individuals who are benefiting from those changes. Including my parents with Medicare and those who collect Social Security. I am very proud of that in my lifetime, the President that I was very proud to vote for, finally got a Universal Health care bill passed. The bill is not perfect, but it is the beginning. The same way the first bill including Medicare did not include all that it has today. THIS IS AN AMAZING THING. NO ONE SHOULD DIE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE ILL AND ALONE IN THIS COUNTRY. THE UNITED STATES SAYS THEY ARE THE BEST, #1 EVEN. LET'S SEE THEM PROVE IT!
HEALTH CARE IS NOT A PRIVILEGE IT IS A CIVIL LIBERTY!!!
When slavery was abolished it was protested, but government passed it.
When women won the right to vote, it was protested. But government passed it because it was the right thing to do.
Civil rights was protested and segregation was legal from state to state. Federal government passed it because it was the right thing to do.
Gay and lesbian rights.
Roe v. Wade
Medicare/ Medicaid - which Ronald Reagan said was a "socialist form of health care" my right wing parents have Medicare.
Social Security
COBRA- which passed on reconciliation...
All of these have been passed by government despite the protest of individuals. Individuals who are benefiting from those changes. Including my parents with Medicare and those who collect Social Security. I am very proud of that in my lifetime, the President that I was very proud to vote for, finally got a Universal Health care bill passed. The bill is not perfect, but it is the beginning. The same way the first bill including Medicare did not include all that it has today. THIS IS AN AMAZING THING. NO ONE SHOULD DIE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE ILL AND ALONE IN THIS COUNTRY. THE UNITED STATES SAYS THEY ARE THE BEST, #1 EVEN. LET'S SEE THEM PROVE IT!
HEALTH CARE IS NOT A PRIVILEGE IT IS A CIVIL LIBERTY!!!
Friday, March 19, 2010
HOW ELSE DO U STATE THE OBVIOUS???
"This past week Elin has been very cold and distant toward Tiger," a source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com.
YA THINK?
Tiger, your wife is understandably pissed. So, deal. That's it. You did not practice self control, not discipline which is thoroughly mentioned in your Buddhist upbringing. So, tough titty, sweety.
ELIN, JUST DO WHAT MOST WOMEN DO. SCREW HIS BEST FRIEND.
REALLY? THIS SKANK?
Really Jesse? This is what you cheat on Sandra Bullock with?
This skank? With the tats not only covering 90% of her body, but her face as well? Like the whole forehead?
Wow, OK. If that's the way you get down alright.
Sorry Sandra, your beautiful ass (literally) deserves so much better than this.
Now go shower with Soft Scrub and wash the stank of putrid whore off of you.
This skank? With the tats not only covering 90% of her body, but her face as well? Like the whole forehead?
Wow, OK. If that's the way you get down alright.
Sorry Sandra, your beautiful ass (literally) deserves so much better than this.
Now go shower with Soft Scrub and wash the stank of putrid whore off of you.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Proof God is a woman
The 24-year-old Portuguese stud, who plays for Spanish club Real Madrid and the national Portuguese team, replaced David Beckham who has been the spokesmodel for Emporio Armani Men’s Underwear since January 2008. (justjared.com)
Dear God,
Hello and thank you. is this even real? I want to believe it is.. I think everyone should play soccer. If it makes your gluteus maximus look anything like that.
Dear God,
Hello and thank you. is this even real? I want to believe it is.. I think everyone should play soccer. If it makes your gluteus maximus look anything like that.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
?????
During a press conference held at attorney Gloria Allred’s office on behalf of Vanessa Lopez on Tuesday, Allred revealed that Lopez had told Shaquille O’Neal that she thought she was pregnant with his child. (radaronline.com)
It is really difficult to find out whether you are pregnant or not, so I understand having to hold a press conference for it. I mean this girl needs help! How would she ever know if she was pregnant? It's not like she could go to any drugstore, on any corner and buy something that would let her know if she was with child. A test if you will? That came in a pack of 3 perhaps? Something she could urinate on and maybe find out if you have pregnancy hormones in your system?
I mean I don't know, but that wouldn't it be great to have access to something as technologically advanced as that.
It is really difficult to find out whether you are pregnant or not, so I understand having to hold a press conference for it. I mean this girl needs help! How would she ever know if she was pregnant? It's not like she could go to any drugstore, on any corner and buy something that would let her know if she was with child. A test if you will? That came in a pack of 3 perhaps? Something she could urinate on and maybe find out if you have pregnancy hormones in your system?
I mean I don't know, but that wouldn't it be great to have access to something as technologically advanced as that.
Don't cry for me
The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show.
…if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.
So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. (wwtdd.com)
Is Conan getting fucked? Absolutely. Is he making the right decision? Absolutely.
His entrance is funnier than Jay Leno's whole show. Big mistake on NBC's part. It is not the first time. You remember when they put Leno on at 10 pm?
…if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.
So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. (wwtdd.com)
Is Conan getting fucked? Absolutely. Is he making the right decision? Absolutely.
His entrance is funnier than Jay Leno's whole show. Big mistake on NBC's part. It is not the first time. You remember when they put Leno on at 10 pm?
As if boning George wasn't a gift in and of itself?
The new Roberto Cavalli Underwear ad campaign will star Elisabetta Canalis, the 31-year-old girlfriend of George Clooney. (justjared.com)
Hmm? So his girlfriend gets to be the new ass, sorry face of Roberto Cavalli? God, life is not fair!!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Let's share a moment of silence
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and 'Friday Night Lights' star Minka Kelly are set to tie the knot, The New York Post reports.
According to the Post, Jeter and Kelly have set a November wedding date and will have the ceremony at the same place Kevin Jonas recently wed -- a castle on Long Island.
According to the Post, Jeter and Kelly have set a November wedding date and will have the ceremony at the same place Kevin Jonas recently wed -- a castle on Long Island.
Jeter has been linked to several Hollywood starlets, including Vanessa Minnillo, Mariah Carey andJessica Biel.
(justjared.com)
A collective sob is heard round the world. Not by women, but by men wondering "why, why are you getting married Jeter! You wew living the dream!"
In her defense, she is gorgeous and damn! Who could say no to him?
Being Rich...
does not excuse you from saying stupid things
For instance, Oliver Stone said this about his ol' pal Hitler
Director Oliver Stone’s upcoming Showtime documentary miniseries “Secret History of America” promises to put mass murderers such as Stalin and Hitler “in context.”
“Stalin, Hitler, Mao, McCarthy — these people have been vilified pretty thoroughly by history,” Stone told reporters at the Television Critics Association’s semi-annual press tour in Pasadena.
"We can’t judge people as only ‘bad’ or ‘good.’ Hitler is an easy scapegoat throughout history and its been used cheaply. He’s the product of a series of actions. It’s cause and effect … People in America don’t know the connection between WWI and WWII … I’ve been able to walk in Stalin’s shoes and Hitler’s shoes to understand their point of view. (justjared.com)
You can't judge people as only bad or good? Sure you can, watch. Good director? movie "Natural Born Killers"? Bad director? "Alexander"? Very bad. See how that works.
I liked Mr.Stone up until just this moment for his body of work. Yeah, he was a wack a' doo, and a rich person who believes in Communism, (funny how that works MR. PENN I AM TALKING TO YOU!). I always thought he was eccentric, now I realize he is a psychotic egomaniac with a camera. "I've been able to walk in Hitler's shoes..." I hope suicide in a bunker quickly follows.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Yaay! Another happy couple?
Reunited couple Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are reportedly engaged.
On Monday, the 41-year-old rocker proposed to Evan, 22, onstage while performing in Paris, according to People.
Eww. How does he get these women? Is it the weird thing because I don't even think he is weird, He is probably so vanilla that he needs all that crap on his face so people will pay attention to him. Like a coffee table book. All his music these days are just scarier versions of original songs by better artists like, Soft Cell, Eurythmics, and Depeche Mode.
“It may surprise you just how healthy and loving our relationship is,” Evan told Elle in 2007, adding that she found Marilyn “lovely” and “just amazing”.
Actually yes Evan. I would find that very surprising.
Lock up the clippers
The 28-year-old superstar just recently dyed her hair back to a darker tone after sporting her trademark blond locks. (just jared.com)
Hmm. The last time she did this it was not a sign of good things to come. I hope somebody is watching Brit Brit.
Hmm. The last time she did this it was not a sign of good things to come. I hope somebody is watching Brit Brit.
Stylist to the stars
Rachel Zoe shows off her super thin thin frame in a teeny black bikini on a beach in St. Bart’s on Thursday (January 7). (justjared.com)
Now that is a woman. That is sexy right there. Eat a sandwich!
Monday, January 4, 2010
2010
Happy 2010. Happy New Year! They ask are you better off than you were off 10 years ago. I scream hell yes as I polish off the rest of the champagne (over dinner in my own damn house I might add)!
So to you, I ask are you better off than you were 10 years ago?
So to you, I ask are you better off than you were 10 years ago?
Not a good idea Tiger
Since when is Tiger in jail? I mean, he looks like he's in jail with his skully cap and his ghetto weights. Here is what vanity Fair has to say
“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.” (justjared.com)
On a happy note. 2010 is The Year of The Tiger. Let's hope things get better for him. I hope he keeps his shirt off, meow.
“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.” (justjared.com)
On a happy note. 2010 is The Year of The Tiger. Let's hope things get better for him. I hope he keeps his shirt off, meow.
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