Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I Have To Say Something About It....


I called it gay, sappy, not a real vampire story, just a love story......but ladies hear me out.

We live in a cynical world. We work too hard, we are in fulfilling yet at times frustrating relationships. Some of us are in terrible relationships, are unhappy with our jobs and our lives in general. Some of us settle, don't question the hand that has been dealt to us but we still try our hardest.

Women today have found solace in things like Sex and the City, which was really wonderful. but even at the times of laughter, a little sad, pessimistic and well real. Real life, real love.

After the 80's and 90's we were over The Carrington's, Melrose Place and we liked real stories no more bullshit, so we put down the Danielle Steele and read all about Lipstick Jungles, and Prada wearing devils.

But, romance. Real romance, real love is back. Baby, it's the new black. Because even in the end Carrie got her Big.

This author touched on subtle emotions like lust creeping in. Overwhelming emotions like the rush of falling in love for the first time with someone so beautiful and who irrevocably loves you back without even having lain a finger on you.

To all you naysayers, I dare you not to fall in love with falling in love with Edward. I dare you not to hold your breath when he can finally hold Bella for the first time. It is the most sensual thing I have ever read and there is no sex involved.

To all you naysayers, I dare you not lose your minds when Jacob finally kisses Bella the way he wants to.... and the way only way Edward can't.

I want someone to want me so badly that they really do want to eat me alive and I will settle for no less....because I have seen Twilight.
Thank you to my sister for sharing this with me....

18th Child For Duggar Family.....yeah 18th

“Saying there’s too many children would be like saying there’s too many flowers,” she replied. “You just can’t have too many. I think they’re precious and just a wonderful gift.”
Added one of her daughters, “It’s like having a live baby doll.” (msnbc.com)

Now, that is a sentiment of pure delusion that personally makes me weep for this woman's vagina that has literally been through the Holocaust. 18? Really? Fuckin...18? I mean if you look statistically at the numbers.....I mean there has to be something seriously wrong with at least 7 of them.
Oh and the whole "saying there's too many children would be like saying there's too many flowers." WTF is that all about? Too many flowers...get the fuck outta here with that bible rhetoric bullshit. "You can't have too many."? Yes. Apparently you can. You can have 18, shit you can have 1 and have too many.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Human In Love With Vampire....that would be me.

OK. I give. Uncle. I am not made of wood people, I am not made of wood. I have joined the gaggles of women of what I once called silly and have fallen in love with Edward Cullen.
You give me the brooding, impossibly gorgeous guy with the messy hair and the crooked smile....FUCK!
It's sensual, but not sexual. She smells so tasty to him, that he wants to devour her, but he can't because he is also completely in love with her. Did I mention the perfection? Oh yeah, perfection. He rocks her to sleep (which I might find annoying but not from him), he sings her lullaby's that he composed himself (which I might find annoying as well but not from him), he is protective to the point of carrying her all the time (....well you know). Oh and he growls......I haven't heard it yet but I imagine it is very very arousing.....or scary which I find arousing.
So yeah, I joined the coven.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Madonna? Causing Controversy? NOOOOOO?

“This woman comes here and in an incredibly shameless manner, she provokes a crazy enthusiasm, an enthusiasm of lust, lustful thoughts, impure thoughts,” said Medina, the cardinal who was chosen to announce the election of Pope Benedict XV.

You live in a golden palace, you wear the big funny hats, when your last boss died you had him laid out for everyone to see, there were worshipers standing at the Vatican gates until you announced your new boss. I consider that shameless and Godless.
Enthusiasm of lust, of any kind is a feeling. Impure thoughts are just that, thoughts. If you have never had either of them pal, then you don't deserve to get to heaven because if you have never been tested then you have never questioned. Faith is not blind, it's a gift. If you truly have faith, than you will not be shaken by lust or ooooh impure thoughts.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008


“I wouldn’t have been in the state I was in if I wasn’t in the crash,” said Barker, who spoke Sunday while at the Miss California USA event with Shanna Moakler. “I wouldn’t have third-degree burns all over my body or be prohibited to do certain things. I can’t go swimming. I can’t do some of the things that normal people can do. I didn’t ask for that to happen.”(celebitchy.com)

I would simply be happy to have survived a plane crash, because the chances of that are quite slim. But this is the best part...." I wouldn't have third degree burns all over my body." Have you seen Travis Barker? He has tattoo's covering 98% of his body that were etched into his skin by a burning needle....by choice. Yeah, he didn't ask to survive the plane crash, but he was blessed to have survived it and he has the balls to COMPLAIN about it? You are the most ungrateful, self mutilated shit on the planet.

PETA Loves To Pointlessly Bust Balls

PETA somehow tries to compare Britney's self imposed prison to the prison of performing circus elephants:
But man, how quickly America’s sweetheart fell from grace. And it wasn’t pretty. Now, at the bottom of the barrel, she’s sporting elephants dressed in circus attire for her new video titled—what else—”Circus.”
As Britney is such a victim of the paparazzi and always complaining and crying about how she hates to be held up in her guarded house and can’t feel free, she of all people should be able to relate to the horror that captive animals go through when they’re used for entertainment. Except Britney chooses to perform, and the lifestyle just comes with it. Animals are ripped away from their mothers at a young age, kept in chains, and prodded with electric shock devices to make them perform. That doesn’t sound so voluntary to me.

It took me a minute to figure out what this meant. If they think Britney is going to understand the correlation between her and circus elephants all she is going to think is that they are calling her fat. Draw her picture guys, I think she will understand that much better.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008


I wrote this blog to get my point of view across....my point of view. I can also take down rude comments left by people with sand in their vaginas that don't have the balls to even write their name, because like I said before it is my page. You want a soap box....get your own this one is mine.
When I say that President Bush's and his underlings last thing before he exits office is knowing two years ago that the economy was headed for a bust, does not mean I blame him alone for the trouble our country is in. I know that these things began to unfold years ago. I mean the legacy that he leaves behind as President of the US for the past 8 years has been one marred by bad decisions and yes lies. When I mention Clinton, he was sought out by the right for lying about a blow job. Bush was caught on video tape before Katrina ravaged New Orleans being debriefed about the levy's not being strong enough. In comparison....what is the worse of the two?
He will go on record as the worst President this country has ever had, during a time that we truly needed strong leadership.
People blame the President for the situations our nation faces during the time they are in power, that is the truth. As soon as Barack screws up, I will be the first to admit it.

Monday, December 1, 2008


WASHINGTON - The Bush administration backed off proposed crackdowns on no-money-down, interest-only mortgages years before the economy collapsed, buckling to pressure from some of the same banks that have now failed. It ignored remarkably prescient warnings that foretold the financial meltdown, according to an Associated Press review of regulatory documents.
Bowing to aggressive lobbying — along with assurances from banks that the troubled mortgages were OK — regulators delayed action for nearly one year. By the time new rules were released late in 2006, the toughest of the proposed provisions were gone and the meltdown was under way.

So, this is the gift that President Bush leaves us with as he shuffles his goofy ass out of office. He did not act on it then because this was his second term and shoot, not his problem anymore. If we take everything that has happened to this country while he was Commander In Chief then add this cherry to it.....doesn't the fact that they almost kicked Clinton out of office for lying about getting a blow job seem insignificant?
Let me say it the only way I know how. Fuck you Mr. Bush. For those of you who voted for him again in 2004.....TA DA!!! At least under Clinton we had peace and prosperity, you know in the long long ago.