Wednesday, June 24, 2009


How do you celebrate a birthday when half of your friends won't talk to the other half of your friends? How do you have a "Happy Birthday!"?
Do you have two celebrations? Do you have one big one and hope everyone is civil enough to each other to have a good time.
It is not that I don't understand the issues between these people. They all have good reasons for feeling the way that they feel and they are not just my friends they are individuals that have been through things that have "separated" a group to a certain extent. Like I said, they are good reasons but I have nothing to do with any of it. So what do you do? Pass out X-tacy pills and hope everybody has a big ol' pow wow like we did back in the day? I don't think that will work, we are immune to that kind of shit by now.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Sign of The Apocolypse

Seether (apprently some hip rock group) did a remake of the song "Careless Whisper" previously recorded by Wham! The exclamation point is part of the name of the group, I did not choose to add it. So I imagine kids today will hear it and have no idea that this is a song made famous by one of the most masculine men in the world, George Michael.
BTW, the sign of the Apocolypse is not that this aborition exists. It's that I kinda like it.


Attention from men is something I find very odd.
I think I am a cute girl. By no means do I consider myself amazingly hot or particularly beautiful. It does not mean I don't like the way I look, but I ain't no Megan Fox. I work with what I got or sometimes I really just don't care. I think I am smart and I have a good personality. Oh and I'm funny. See, good personality.
That is why I find attention from men very odd. I realize that men have their "tastes" but a girl that is stunning gets stared at, drooled over and rooms crossed for to open doors for them. On the odd occasion this happens to me, I feel very strange. I sometimes feel very bothered because I have no idea where it is coming from.
I wonder what it would be like to be that stunning girl, to be Kim Kardashian. A world where you are so gorgeous that doors fly open for you, your career sky rockets and people forgive the vapid things that escape from your mouth simply because of the way you look.
This goes for men too. I forgive Matthew Mc-Caugh-na-heeey for anything he says, as long as he is shirtless while saying it.

Friday, June 5, 2009

David Carradine

I am really upset about David Carradine's death. Not because he starred in one of my favorite movies and in it delivered one of the best monolgues movie history (Kill Bill Part 2).
I am upset at the way he died. First they announce he was found dead in a hotel room. Then it was an apparent suicide. Then it is supphocation brought on by auto erotic asphyxiation, a la' Michael Hutchence from INXS.
The man had a long distinguished career. I have to say this is a very embarrassing way to go. I know he did not mean to, and I do not begrudge what gets another person off.
But, he was Bill for goodness sakes. He was Kwai in Kung Fu! He was in Bangkok. Couldn't he have found a nice hooker to choke the shit out of him?
I really don't understand.
Having said that. Blessings to his family and blessings to David.

Thursday, June 4, 2009


I have had a love affair with tequila since I was 15. I went on a cruise and did tequila poppers in Cozumel until I could not see straight, walk straight, see at all actually. I threw up violently, but I still love it.
I have gone from beer, to Crown, to red wine, to top shelf vodka and gosh it has really been an adventure. I hate shopping but I love going to the liquor store. The nice ones, with the high ceilings and the big bottles of champagne I am never going to drink. I love perusing the wine aisle and looking at the funny labels of obscure wines. Then I settle for my bottle of Grey Goose and I am out.
This is what I don't understand about myself. I went to my favorite restaurant and had a salad that made me sick to my stomach. I have had an aversion to salads ever since. That was two years ago.
So, why is it that on the random weekend that alcohol makes me violently sick, just like it did when I was 15 (so many years ago) I am so willing the following week to do it all over again?

If You Seek Amy

This is the title of Britney Spears new song. I did not understand what the hell it was about until my friend explained what she is saying is "all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K me." To which I said wow, that's clever.
Quickly followed by, there is no way she came up with that.

Ashlee Simpson Had A Showdown With Michelle Trachtenberg

Ashlee, Jessica Simpson’s younger sister, had to be restrained at the event where Jay-Z and Eminem performed. The trouble started when Wentz and Simpson were seated near Trachtenberg, who dated Wentz before Simpson met the Fall Out Boy bassist. (

I'm not going to comment about it. I just wanted you to read how stupid it sounds.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

When Did This Happen?

Zac Efron (High School Musical)
Taylor Lautner (Jacob from Twilight)
Daniel Craig (Harry Potter)
Joe Jonas (minus the ascot and purity ring)
Shia Le Bouf (Transformers)

I love the grown men. Johnny Depp, Daniel Craig amongst the many many men I have adored in my life time. But, what is going on here? Is it me that I am getting to the cougar stage that I now find these boys very attractive? Is it that their balls finally dropped? I don't know what it is but I like it.

I Write Crap

I had a very good friend tell me " if you wrote your opinion about things in your life I would read your blog, not what 1000 other people say about famous people I don't give a fuck about." We were drinking on a cloud at that time. We were in a club that is made up to look like the interior of an airplane, but that is a story for another time. So, I am going to try to pepper in issues of my life a long with the celebrity crap. Because I just can't not comment on them they are way too easy.