I believe you

“I’m still sober!” she announced to me, two hours after being sprung from a night in jail, rumpled but far more rested and relaxed than I might look after a warm shower and heavy doses of caffeine. “Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!” Tatum crowed. “I was saved by the bell, by the guys in the Seventh Precinct.”
[From the New York Post]

You know what? I believe it. I believe she was sober, is sober whatever. I mean look at her! The woman is 45 years old, was a major drug addict and alcoholic by the age of 18 and for most of her life. All of that andshe still manages to look better than Amy, Lindsay or Britney. Maybe the alcohol preserved her or something.