WTF???

Alex Rodriguez is so obsessed with Madonna that "he'll only listen to [her] music" while driving, and goes "into a trance" if one of her videos comes on at the gym, alleges the Yankee's former trainer and godfather to his two daughters.
"Alex, God bless him, is lost," Dodd Romero, 46, told the New York Post Sunday. "I think he got pulled in by the dark side, if you can say that nicely. He's totally brainwashed. (Us Weekly)

The old broad might be 50, more muscular than most men, and been around the block so many times the block has been named after her.....but she could still suck a mean dick if this is true.