Thursday, July 10, 2008

Suuuuuure....

Brian Austin Green says everything’s going great with fiancée Megan Fox.
(London’s Daily Star reported that Fox, 22, called off her engagement to the former 90210 star after realizing “she’s too young to marry him.”)
“We’re solid,” Green, 34, says in the new issue of TV Guide. “We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names.”

That's right Brian. Living with a girl since she was 19 for three years makes things solid. It's not like she is not in her early 20's now, hot as fire, just breaking into Hollywood and her formative years are just heating up. You have absolutely nothing to worry about. Oh and the tattoos of eachother's names? Oh that is practically a marriage license! Just ask Tommy Lee, Johnny Depp, Billy Bob and the stupid hookers that got tats for Bret Michaels on that dumb ass show. You are right, you are going to be together FOREVER!!
PS- She also has a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her forearm....Marilyn is dead....do the math.

1 comment:

Noelle said...

homeboy doesn't a chance.