Soft-hitting talk show host Larry King, 74, is on his seventh wife and he seems to be just about as committed to her as he was to his other six wives. Shawn Southwick, 48, has been married to King for 11 years and they have two sons together, Chance Armstrong, 9, and Cannon Edward, 8.
(celebitchy.com)

I really don't care about Larry King or his wife's drug habbit. I am just curious how do you decide to name one of your kids Chance and the other one Cannon? It seems a little unfair because Chance is the name of a perfume and Cannon is well a fucking cannon. I see trouble ahead for these two.