Shocking!!!

"We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment."(dlisted.com)

So, Salma gets sperminated, has her baby girl, then dumps the daddy? If she was going to do that couldn't she have picked someone I don't know, even remotely attractive? I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that this guy is lllllloooooodddddeeeeeddddd? Nah, that couldn't be it.