Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Last night...

I went to my local pharmacy. I picked up my monthly prescriptions. Xanax for sleeping and birth control for well, you know. I decided to peruse their wine selection which was surprisingly impressive and I picked up a couple of bottles for well, therapy.
I went to the checkout with my wine and gave them my name for my prescriptions and they looked at me like I was a slut. A pill popping fornicating alcoholic slut. They were right but that's profiling and profiling is wrong.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

If you really want to get some stares add a dog leash and a tub of Vaseline to your final purchase!

mel said...

Hahaha....! too much..! dale!

Unknown said...

what up with that xanax girl? lmao.

nonprocessissimo said...

Where have u been all my life??