Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Wall- Y, I love you so!

54-year-old Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer of Sweden claims to have been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. Her surname translates into English as Berlin Wall.
Eija said she's been diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality. Basically, she likes to have sex with inanimate objects. She has never had sex with a human.

Huh? They actually have a name for this condition? Can't they just call it what it is...absolutely batshit? Well I guess marrying a wall is like being in any other marriage. You wake up in the morning, they barely acknowledge your existence. You come home from work, there's no dinner waiting, doesn't even ask you how your day was. Damn wall...you don't bring me flowers indeed.
This is was what I found most disturbing though...She said, "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier."
That's just racist.