Tuesday, May 20, 2008

R Kelly Child Pornography Case Continues Jury Selection

I never actually saw the R Kelly sex tape, but the skinny is he urinated on a young girl. I also "heard" she didn't seem to mind it all that much and even enjoyed it. I am much more of the vanilla flavor sex. Choose from 1 of 3 positions, don't get any of that stuff in my belly button and you have to help me find my glasses afterwards. If you want a girl you can pee on I think it might be slim pickin's. I have asked several ladies and survey says "The only way I will let a guy piss on me is if I'm on fire, or I got stung by a jelly fish." Some of them did not understand the jelly fish remark. I went on to explain that the pain from the sting of a jelly fish can be temporaily cured by urine. After the shreek of "ewwwww's" I walked away. I don't have to worry about those things. I don't go to the beach much and I am rarely on fire.

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