Monday, May 19, 2008

Deep Thoughts By Lil Wayne

I don't do too many [drugs]. I just smoke weed and drink. But I'll never fuck with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out. I'm a pretty boy."
- Lil' Wayne tells Blender magazine
Oh Wayne, Wayne. Such a gentleman. We can always count on you for your quick wit and class. And beauty tips! Here I was thinking all along that cocaine was bad for me because it is an illegal/highly addictive substance...when really "it's not about the bad high it's just about the acne." Thank you, you pretty boy you.

"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."
- Lil' Wayne tells the new issue of Blender
I think the fact that Lil Wayne claims to "got encyclopedias on the bus" is much more a sign of our impending apocolypse than any of that other crap.

2 comments:

Anteye said...

And my mom thought my bad complexion as a teenager was due to constant masturbation. She'll be releived to know it was actually caused by all the blow I was doing. M@

NonProcessed LD said...

Urban role model. If people that read this actually stop using, it may work. Keep doing what you're doing guy.