Subway

You can bet a Jacksonville, Florida man wishes he had just paid the five-bucks for a foot long at Subway.
Instead, he was charged with making a false 911 call.
Reginald Peterson ordered a Spicy Italian Sub with the works.
Sandwich artists put mayo on mustard on it, but no sauce. That put Peterson over the edge and he called 911 to complain.
He called a second time to complain officers weren't arriving fast enough.
Subway workers told police the 42-year-old became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order.
They locked him out of the store when he left to call police.
When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls. (perezhilton.com)

I just went to Subway and picked up a sandwich myself. Turkey for me. The"sandwich artists" made no mistakes with my order.
The only thing they are guilty of is charging $9.93 for a steak and cheese foot long sub. $10 for a crappy steak and cheese at Subway? That's crap.