Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Baby News!!!

Jenna Jameson is rumored to be pregnant with boyfriend Tito Ortiz.
"She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro. (

AWWWW!!!! Good for Tito and Jenna! God knows she has has plenty of practice and Tito has the IQ of an infant so this is going to be a great adventure for the both of them. I could make a million jokes, like "let's hope between all the silicone and steroids this kid doesn't have webbed feet", or "let's hope she has mommy's gift to put her whole fist in her mouth or he has daddy's gift of putting his fist through anything", but really I am just happy for them.
PS- I hope her new vagina can take the pounding of giving birth....sorry had to say it.

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