Reception Part 2

I sit at my desk minding my own business when "The Weirdo" walks in. I say "hello, who is the the food for?" I ask him NICELY to please sit down they will be right with you. He of course does not sit, simply stands on the other side of my desk. I try to ignore him, but he says
"I thought I would never see you again." I ask why.
He says "well because I haven't seen you." Well, I've been here I reply.
He says "I haven't seen you in 32 days." How do you know that? Were you on vacation for a month or something? "No, I just know how long it's been since I've seen you."
OK. At this point "The Weirdo" became " The Stalker". I had never found out how he had gotten my personal email a few months ago because it freaked me out. But now he tells me he has counted the days since he last saw me.....sitting at my desk at work.
I start to worry that I am going to come home one night and find this guy sitting on my porch, sucking his thumb wearing a Hannibal Lecter Mask. I don't know how he would suck his thumb through it....but this is of no concequence because this makes no sense anyways.