Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Dear Jonas Brothers...

Purity Rings + Ascots= Gay

Dear Miley Cyrus
Purity Rings + Slutty Pictures= Liar

That's it.
I'm not saying you need to have sex, wait as long as you want to or as long as you can. Whichever comes first. But when you make it seem like your losing your virginity is the end all be all of a relationship....well you end up like Jessica Simpson. Divorced at 25 still waiting for your knight in shining armor to sweep you onto his white horse. Watch Snow White as an adult and you just want to kill yourself.

2 comments:

NonProcessed said...

actually, Jessica's knight has arrived in the form of Dallas QB Tony Romo turned Hollywood boyfriend of Jessica... did u get that full circle?!

Noelle said...

1. Tony Romo will soon, eventually turn that horse around and whip it incessantly in the opposite direction.

2. I agree 110% with Miley Cyrus comment.