Thursday, September 18, 2008

Get Out Your Hand Sanitizer

This is just a portion of the interview with Aubrey from Danity Kane
Aubrey O’Day: If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.
Good answer. So when people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—Aubrey O’Day: —I’m going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period.
Oh, running a red light?Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”
Is this an uncomfortable subject?Aubrey O’Day: Oh, it’s fine. I love talking about my period.
You seem to like to talk about sex.Aubrey O’Day: I love porn.
You love watching it?Aubrey O’Day: Totally. I watch YouPorn.
Do you have a favorite star?Aubrey O’Day: Jenna Jameson, obviously.
Is it weird watching your BFF?Aubrey O’Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.
Guys are always curious about girls and porn.
Aubrey O’Day: I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.
[Complex Magazine via D-Listed]

What? What the hell happened to you Aubrey? Are you on drugs? Is the bleach and the glue you have on your head making you insane? When you said "do you got a first aid kit handy?" I thought you meant because of your broken heart, not your menses. Running a red light? Ok that is kinda funny, but please keep that shit to yourself ya' nasty skank.
Less is more...ever heard of that? "I was masturbating one night to like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever?" Holy shit!! I didn't even know they had a part 1 and 2.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hmmm??? Watching my BFF do a dark skinned fellow??? Thinking about it .... Maybe ... Yeah!!!