Friday, April 10, 2009

Yeah, Petty Sounds About Right

Billy Bob Thorton was being interviewed and got all pissy when they mentioned his other career. You know, the whole reason his band can even tour with Willy Nelson in the first place. No, no that he was lucky enough to nail Angelina Jolie in her prime. I was talking about him being an actor.
Interviewer:Even the greatest bands in the world… part of the attention that you’re getting is because of the great career you’ve had in other ways… I’m not trying to be insulting to your musical…
BB: What I’m explaining is that we said do not talk about sh*t like that and we also said that we didn’t want to hear anything about how this is my first love. You wouldn’t say that to Tom Petty, would you? ‘I understand music is your first love.’ Well my first love was a chick named Lisa Cohen.

Yeah you are right you very lucky hillbilly I would never ask Tom Petty that, but you are no Tom Petty. You are not even a Bruce Willis that did those Seagrams Golden Wine Coolers commercials where he sang, you are not even a Don Johnson who actually had a video (a shitty one but a video nonetheless) and had a duet with Barbara Streisand (who he was banging at the time) REGARDLESS. Do not put yourself in the category of a musical genius like Tom Petty who has been making music since the very early 70's and is still a staple in modern music. Who do you think you are Kanye?
Compare yourself to that kind of crap then we can have a serious interview you thin skinned bastard.

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