Monday, April 6, 2009

I Have Terrible Aim

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's armed bodyguards opened fire on paparazzi at the couple's nuptials in Costa Rica Saturday, blasting out the windows of a photographer's SUV, and just missing the shaken lensmen, the fotogs claimed in Sunday reports. (

I don't know how they didn't find me out, trace something back to me. That bitch needs to die. My Tommy is in grave danger. Tommy don't you see? She is poison!!! Poison coursing through your beautiful veins as we speak! Think about all the things that have gone wrong since you let that succubus into your life! Now you are married to her. My heart is weeping...

1 comment:

Noelle said...

ah ... two ridiculously beautiful, filthy rich, successful people. yeah, i'm jealous - and what.