Kevin Federline is the new father of the year!
Just in time for Father's Day, Prive Las Vegas will award the proud papa of four his "father of the year" status at a party he is slated to host there June 13.
Sources tell PEOPLE he will be awarded the title during a presentation at the club.
(people.com)
Sin City is awarding K Fed an award for father of the year. They are presenting him with this award at a club. I imagine the club is 21 and over and his children will not be allowed to share this special occasion.
So, K Fed does the unthinkable and bangs Britney Spears at her prime, in her PRIME. Brave man. Gets her pregnant not once but TWICE!. Ka-ching....just fuckin ka-ching! Has no determinable income, unless you count being the man who impregnated Britney Spears with the most potent sperm on the planet. He was her right hand man during her downward spiral into "what is she going to do next" town. And now because he....what did he do? He got an attorney, a couple nannies, a house that she is paying for, he is heralded as some Hero Amongst Men? His ex wife, the mother of two of his four children, is going through a mental breakdown of biblical proportions....and oh dear Kevin swept in to save the day. Bless his heart.
Remember, it is very easy to shine like a diamond only in comparison to what some people would say is a piece of shit.
Accepting this award in Sin City is very appropriate. There is a special place in hell for people like you.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
I believe you
“I’m still sober!” she announced to me, two hours after being sprung from a night in jail, rumpled but far more rested and relaxed than I might look after a warm shower and heavy doses of caffeine. “Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me!” Tatum crowed. “I was saved by the bell, by the guys in the Seventh Precinct.”
[From the New York Post]
You know what? I believe it. I believe she was sober, is sober whatever. I mean look at her! The woman is 45 years old, was a major drug addict and alcoholic by the age of 18 and for most of her life. All of that andshe still manages to look better than Amy, Lindsay or Britney. Maybe the alcohol preserved her or something.
[From the New York Post]
You know what? I believe it. I believe she was sober, is sober whatever. I mean look at her! The woman is 45 years old, was a major drug addict and alcoholic by the age of 18 and for most of her life. All of that andshe still manages to look better than Amy, Lindsay or Britney. Maybe the alcohol preserved her or something.
Cameron laughs and laughs
Cameron Diaz capped off a weekend filled with dancing and flirting by having dinner with model Paul Sculfor who briefly dated Jennifer Aniston last year.
"They looked really flirty," says a source of the pair's dinner at Santa Monica's Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi on Sunday night, "She was laughing really loud at all of his jokes. It looked like a date.Originally posted Tuesday June 03, 2008 08:55 AM EDT. (people.com)
All magazines say the same thing. "They looked really flirty, they were definetly on a date, their eyes were locked on eachother." This caught my attention because they make a point to say how Cameron was laughing really loud. Cameron is always laughing really loud, at everything, at anyone, at herself, at you, at me. With a pie hole that size it is impossible to give a lady like giggle.
"They looked really flirty," says a source of the pair's dinner at Santa Monica's Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi on Sunday night, "She was laughing really loud at all of his jokes. It looked like a date.Originally posted Tuesday June 03, 2008 08:55 AM EDT. (people.com)
All magazines say the same thing. "They looked really flirty, they were definetly on a date, their eyes were locked on eachother." This caught my attention because they make a point to say how Cameron was laughing really loud. Cameron is always laughing really loud, at everything, at anyone, at herself, at you, at me. With a pie hole that size it is impossible to give a lady like giggle.
Oh Tyra...
According to the New York Times, the article “goes inside the world of Tyra Banks - ex-cover girl, ex-Victoria’s Secret model and the reigning star of two popular TV shows, ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘The Tyra Banks Show’ - learn how the 34-year old entrepreneur turned herself into a brand.”
“I think I was put on this earth to instill self-esteem in young girls,” says Tyra.
I don't know how Tyra Tanks formed this sentence. When I was a young girl I stumbled upon Tyra on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. I was drawn to it, not because she automatically built up my self esteem or even because she was so attractive but because the magazine was right under the candy bars. I picked it up and there she was, half nekkid and making love to the camera. I leafed through the rest of the magazine where every model was more beautiful than the next. Needless to say I threw up the candy bar and have been posing donning a cowboy hat, spread eagle on fences ever since. No Tyra, I have not. Those years you were strutting your stuff you made me wonder is this woman even real? How is this possible? I still have nightmares to this day thanks to you and your impossibly huge breasts and tiny waist. What about my self esteem Tyra?
“I think I was put on this earth to instill self-esteem in young girls,” says Tyra.
I don't know how Tyra Tanks formed this sentence. When I was a young girl I stumbled upon Tyra on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. I was drawn to it, not because she automatically built up my self esteem or even because she was so attractive but because the magazine was right under the candy bars. I picked it up and there she was, half nekkid and making love to the camera. I leafed through the rest of the magazine where every model was more beautiful than the next. Needless to say I threw up the candy bar and have been posing donning a cowboy hat, spread eagle on fences ever since. No Tyra, I have not. Those years you were strutting your stuff you made me wonder is this woman even real? How is this possible? I still have nightmares to this day thanks to you and your impossibly huge breasts and tiny waist. What about my self esteem Tyra?
Monday, June 2, 2008
Lohan and OK! are in talks to do a cover where Lohan “comes out” about her relationship with gal pal Samantha Ronson, and the mag has offered her “around $1 million to do the cover.” One source said, “Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money.” Lohan’s rep denies there’s a deal, however, saying, “They sent offers and we passed.” (Source)
HEY OK MAGAZINE! I'M A LESBIAN! MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT SHE IS A LESBIAN TOO! That's an exclusive!
HEY OK MAGAZINE! I'M A LESBIAN! MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT SHE IS A LESBIAN TOO! That's an exclusive!
Dear bimbo and douchebag,
(Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen respectively.)
Please be quiet. Is it really that difficult to have at least 1/2 of this equation of love be silent for a week? Whatever has happened is done. He liked hookers and drugs, you boned your friends husband and played the absolute worst Bond Girl ever Christmas Jones. Obviously you have both done some pretty reprehensible stuff. This bickering would have been fine a few years ago, but today you have much more to think of. Your children. They are always going to be BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS. Yeah daughters, you don't want them growing up with daddy issues do you Denise?
Breaking up in Hollywood, you have a choice. You can go to through every single media alternative you have from the Larry King Show to your own reality show (nice one Denise, real classy), or you can take the high road. If you don't know where the high road is, because let's face it in Hollywood it must be hard to find, just follow in the footsteps of Nicole Kidman after her breakup with Tom. Uma Thurman after her breakup with Ethan. Bruce Willis after Demi hooked up with Ashton Kutcher. The word is dignity. Those venemous words are there forever. They will never make us respect you or take your side. For every interview you give, remember your daughters will eventually be old enough to know that mommy and daddy despise eachother, a long with everyone else on the planet.
Please be quiet. Is it really that difficult to have at least 1/2 of this equation of love be silent for a week? Whatever has happened is done. He liked hookers and drugs, you boned your friends husband and played the absolute worst Bond Girl ever Christmas Jones. Obviously you have both done some pretty reprehensible stuff. This bickering would have been fine a few years ago, but today you have much more to think of. Your children. They are always going to be BOTH OF YOUR DAUGHTERS. Yeah daughters, you don't want them growing up with daddy issues do you Denise?
Breaking up in Hollywood, you have a choice. You can go to through every single media alternative you have from the Larry King Show to your own reality show (nice one Denise, real classy), or you can take the high road. If you don't know where the high road is, because let's face it in Hollywood it must be hard to find, just follow in the footsteps of Nicole Kidman after her breakup with Tom. Uma Thurman after her breakup with Ethan. Bruce Willis after Demi hooked up with Ashton Kutcher. The word is dignity. Those venemous words are there forever. They will never make us respect you or take your side. For every interview you give, remember your daughters will eventually be old enough to know that mommy and daddy despise eachother, a long with everyone else on the planet.
That's a rap!
Bad boy rapper T.I., 27, is turning his legal woes into–surprise, surprise–a reality TV series for MTV, his rep has confirmed to PEOPLE.
The as-of-yet untitled eight-episode series, which has already begun filming but has no airdate yet, will chronicle the star’s daily life as he completes more than 1,000 hours of community service before reporting to jail in March 2009 to serve a year-long sentence on weapons charges, his rep told PEOPLE.
OK, this is just pathetic. What is going to make T.I.'s community hours more enjoyable to watch than your average criminal's community hours. Unless be plans on "dazzling me with his talent". Oh my God wait, that made me chuckle a little. We all know he has no talent. You are not supposed to get paid for community hours, they are a punishment for doing something bad. T.I. has turned this around and will now in a way be getting paid for his. This does not seem fair to those of us who have been forced community hours. I don't know how many of you would have found my Hands For Helping Community Service helpful at all. Somehow, the children in the daycare didn't understand my humor. One of them looked exactly like Damien from The Omen. I was telling them about the story of the Son of the Devil being born from a jackal.....they all started crying. I said there was a doggie in it, but it didn't help.
The as-of-yet untitled eight-episode series, which has already begun filming but has no airdate yet, will chronicle the star’s daily life as he completes more than 1,000 hours of community service before reporting to jail in March 2009 to serve a year-long sentence on weapons charges, his rep told PEOPLE.
OK, this is just pathetic. What is going to make T.I.'s community hours more enjoyable to watch than your average criminal's community hours. Unless be plans on "dazzling me with his talent". Oh my God wait, that made me chuckle a little. We all know he has no talent. You are not supposed to get paid for community hours, they are a punishment for doing something bad. T.I. has turned this around and will now in a way be getting paid for his. This does not seem fair to those of us who have been forced community hours. I don't know how many of you would have found my Hands For Helping Community Service helpful at all. Somehow, the children in the daycare didn't understand my humor. One of them looked exactly like Damien from The Omen. I was telling them about the story of the Son of the Devil being born from a jackal.....they all started crying. I said there was a doggie in it, but it didn't help.
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