I am so tortured.
God has cursed me with such brooding good looks, such pouty lips and such perfectly quaffed hair that I am forced to share it with the world when all I want to do is stay in bed. Oh so heavy the burden is mine! It would be a crime to keep such beauty from you, but just give me a moment to share my worth, for I am much more than a pretty face.
I play guitar. Did you know that? I sing too, but I am too shy to do it in front anyone except my beloved Kristen. I am a fairly good actor. Have you seen anything I have been in?
Well, I must go. Thank you for your time.
Monday, November 2, 2009
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