Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Most Perfect Thing I have Ever Read

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: “I realize I’m stating the obvious here, but it bears elucidation in light of this review because it’s the single biggest driving force behind Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Michael Bay has a profoundly tiny dick. The man has a diminutive dangler — what’s known in medical circles as a micro-penis (less than 2.75 inches erect). And rather than seek psychotherapy for his small penis humiliation, Mr. Bay deals with his itty-bitty anxieties by hiding behind his work. It’s classic overcompensation; all the symptoms are manifested in his person — long hair, leather jackets, sports cars — but none more evident than his pursuit of aggrandizement in Revenge of the Fallen. His desire to embiggen Transformers II over its predecessor — to make bigger in power, to enlarge our conceptions — is clearly an attempt to conceal his sexual inadequacy.” 


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1 comment:

Rusty said...

Hey! Thanks for the link, but I just wanted to mention that the review quoted was written by Dustin Rowles, the owner, founder, and overlord of Pajiba. I just pulled the quote because the movie was being released as a DVD this week. And it is completely wonderful.