George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis have love on the menu as they share a passionate kiss Thursday in Italy. (radaronline.com)
I don't know what it is, but I have this sneaking suspicion that George Clooney is gay. I think it is because he reminds me so much of Rock Hudson. Devastatingly handsome, well dressed, well groomed, talented, filthy rich and an all around good guy. You never hear anything but amazing things about this man. The only thing you ever hear which is not a bad thing is "he never wants to get married, he has never found the right woman." Then you see him with the random insanely hot babe that screams rent-a ho in strategically taken red carpet events, or pictures like the one above. But, only for a few months because he is emotionally unavailable. Because you know this Playboy will just never slow down.
While Jesus has said that Madonna is “a friend who is my life…she’s wonderful, and full of positive energy,” Jesus also knows that Madge can be cruel.
“She doesn’t treat him with respect,” a friend says. “She talks to him like an errand boy, like he’s stupid and has nothing to say. Madonna makes it clear that he’s nothing but a pretty face. She treats him like a sex object.”
(celebitchy.com)
Doesn't that shit just make you laugh?" Madonna's treating me like a sex object! Waaaah!" Stop your crying little boy, this is Madonna we are talking about. What did you think? That you were going to be treated with respect? As an equal? You are lucky she doesn't make you wear that Boy Toy belt she wore on the album cover of Like a Virgin. Oh you don't know that album? Oh you don't know what an album is? Oh you weren't born yet? I see.
You are 23, hot and hung. Enjoy it while you can.
There is a great story in The Enquirer about male celebrities and their "Man Caves."
It’s all about how some big male celebrities are getting in touch with their inner dude and installing special “man cave” areas in their homes. The celebrities listed as “fans of the man cave” are Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Nicolas Cage A man cave is described as “a private area in the home, where a guy and his buddies can gather” (celebitchy.com)
Johnny Depp keeps guitars in his St. Tropez man cave, alongside several cases of wine from his vineyard.
Hey Johnny, I've got a man cave for you....
Sorry that man just makes me crazy!
But isn't that just the way? All this time I am thinking man caves are seedy titty bars and Johnny Depp has guitars and wine.
From his own vineyard.
So he can seduce me
Damn it! Stop it Johnny! Stop looking at me like that!
Abigail Breslin, from the movies Signs, Little Miss Sunshine and Zombieland was chosen to play Hellen Kelller in a Broadway adaptation of her life. Despite being blind, deaf and mute Helen Keller became an advocate for people with such setbacks. So what could the uproar possibly be about?
“We do not think it’s O.K. for reputable producers to cast this lead role without seriously considering an actress from our community,” said Sharon Jensen, executive director of the Alliance for Inclusion in the Arts, to the New York Times. “I understand how difficult it is to capitalize a new production on Broadway, but that to me is not the issue. There are other, larger human and artistic issues at stake here.” (celebitchy.com)
It's a Broadway play where the main character does not say a word. How could you be angry about this? She is a great actress, not just for her age because she blows actresses twice her age out of the water. Who is going to see a Broadway production where there is no singing and dancing? There can't possibly be singing and dancing! Get the sand out of your vagina.
Yes, that is "The Silver Fox" Anderson Cooper on a bike while he is traveling in India. Every time I see him in anything but a suit I am reminded that silver or not that man is a fox.
Oh and that guy next to him is supposedly his special man friend. Cooper has good taste in boy toys.
You can find lost friends anywhere, like this one...
The caption of the picture reads: Jesus is knocking at your door. Will you answer and let Him in or will you ignore Him???
Really? Jesus is knocking on my door? Did I suddenly move to the outskirts of Sicily circa 1901? Those cobblestone streets and heavy wooden door certainly elude to that little tidbit of geography and time travel.
Is he playing ding dong ditch? Because then I am down.
MTV gave a preview for Chris "Everybody Is Being So Mean To Me" Brown's new single " I Can Transform Ya."
Let the obvious jokes begin:
I can transform ya' from a beautiful girl into a bloody pulpof a mess
I can transform myself into a dancin', actin', singing machine into a pariah of society
I can transform ya' from my loyal girlfriend into a woman distrustful of relationships and every man on earth.
I can transform everyone's view of myself from a sweet talented kid the douche of the century
I don't give a damn what this song is like. I don't care if he makes fire come out of the soles of his shoes for this damn video dancing for his money. I hope the fact that he is a piece of crap is something that cannot be transformed.
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