Friday, May 30, 2008

Thank you but, no

If you've got a hankering for some multi-colored rectangle-necked 1980s sweaters or are just a big fan of 'The Cosby Show,' you can make bids to not only win some of Bill Cosby's finest wardrobe pieces, but also benefit his Hello Friend/Ennis William Cosby Foundation education charity.(AOLNews.com)

Really it's a lovely thought. I loved the Cosby Show. Especially that episode when the whole family sang Night and Day to Bill's parents for their anniversary. BAYYBEE!! BAYYYBEE! But, it's summer. And it's hot. And those sweaters are ugly. I can just donate money right?

Um, Why?

Tom Cruise Launches Official Web Site"My hope with this site is to bring you in and share with you the fun I experience every day during the filmmaking process, from working with the script, to the making of the film through to what we finally see when we settle in our seats and the lights go down," Cruise writes in a welcome letter on the site
Originally posted 05/30/2008 12:40PM (people.com)

Does anybody really care? If he is going to start a webite, I want it to be the juicy stuff. Like, can the baby fly yet? Are you aware that your smile, which was once so charming, now scares the bejesus out of us? Are you sure of what you best work is? Personally, I think Legend and Interview With A Vampire, blow Jerry Maguire and Born On The Fourth Of July Away. I'm here Tom. I'm waiting.

Men, albeit very sweet, can be so very stupid...

Sex And The City finally premieres in New York City May 30th.

OK boys, just shut what they call the fuck up please. I have read "boy blogs" rag on this movie and TV show. I have heard countless men ( my beloved included) beatbox endlessly on this topic. You know what I mean ladies. "AH, PSST, AHHH, PSST, DUMB ASS MOVIE, AHH, UGLY CHICKS, PSST, SO UNREALISTIC!" Listen Dougie Fresh, I saw Iron Man this weekend. I loved every minute of it but last time I checked, comic books are not to be mistaken for an autobiography. I am not a fan of the chickflick....as some of you might know if your read my stank review of Made of Honor.
But, the disdain shown for this movie is laughable. So, just to clear it up. We are not asking you to come with us. We are just telling you that we are going. We are not going to tell you about it because we know you don't care...oh and we don't care that you don't care. So think about that the next time I'm watching Entourage with you (which is your SATC by the way, you just don't know it because you never took the time to watch both), or better yet remember that when we are sitting next to you watching yet again another MMA fight. That would be tomorrow night. GO KIMBO!!
See, I care about your needs. Tell me who I have to beeeee...to get some reciprocity. Best use of that word ever!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

This is crap

Britney Spears has been tipped for a role on Broadway - playing Sandy in the stage version of Grease.
The singer proved her acting credentials with a highly successful stint in U.S. sitcom How I Met Your Mother and was recently linked with a move to the London stage.
Spears was reportedly in talks to star in a West End production of Tennessee Williams’ play A Streetcar Named Desire - playing the lead role of Blanche DuBois.
And now the Toxic hitmaker is once again rumoured to be considering a turn on stage - this time in hit musical Grease.
A source tells British newspaper Metro, “The producers were bouncing around the idea of casting Britney in the role of Sandy.
“They’re recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific.”
(From PR Inside)

OK, no. This stops right here. I will protest this one until my last breath. I will wear my Rydell High Letterman Sweater and sing Hopelessly Devoted To You to the rafters if this is truly in the works. Trust me nobody wants me singing anything. AND NOBODY WANTS TO SEE BRITNEY AS SANDY! God, I lost John Travolta now this...

Time to make the donuts....

Does Dunkin’ Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer? The Canton-based company has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men. Some observers, including ultra-conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin, were so incensed by the ad that there was even talk of a Dunkin’ Donuts boycott. “The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad,” Malkin yowls in her syndicated column. “Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.”

The Boston Globe

It's a scarf. It's an ugly scarf, but just a scarf nontheless. I imagine people that are causing this commotion are the media right? There is no way that a terrorist saw this and thought "Oh that Rachel Ray, she gets me. She really gets what I'm all about." No, I think that they would be much more interested in the idea of iced coffee and the wonderful creation that is the doughnut.
On another note, Krispy Kreme would never stoop to that level. Having Rachel Ray as a spokesperson I mean. I think thay have to be involved in something terrorist/like because those glazed doughnuts are PURE EVIL!

Jennifer Aniston's Ass...

I found a website that has an entire section dedicated to the perfection that is Jennifer Aniston's tush. It has been photographed in many forms. In jeans, in a bikini while doing some type of water sport, in another bikini in the Bahamas laying on the beach, in a pool at the Mandarin Hotel draped all over John Mayer.
I know, I know. It's great that Brad and Angie are out there doing their great humanitarian works. Making beautiful babies, saving everybody else's babies, walking the red carpet looking absolutely in love and let's face it just plain better than everyone else. But, I love the fact that Jennifer Aniston is just sitting by the pool. Any pool, any beach. Smokin' a cigarette, having a drink, in her bikini and basically just saying fuck it. "I am not going to win, I lost this race a long time ago. I don't have shit to prove. I'm not going to pretend I give a shit and go into Afghanistan wearing burka or whatever the hell they make women wear over there. Have you seen my ass? Why would I bother covering it up with anything? Ever? Pedro, another margarita por favor!" Por favor means please. I would like to think that with all this decadence she would at least say please.

Duh...

Newlyweds Ashlee and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child.
(people.com)

I feel kinda bad for Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. Both of them were finally growing out of their awkwardness. Pete was becoming recognizable to people over the age of 15. Ashlee finally stepped out from the shadow of her older sisters' bosom. Then BAM! Kid's pregnant! What is it in Hollywood? Getting pregnant is like pink eye or something. Well, at least they have eachother. I can imagine them doing eachother's eye makeup and ironing eachother's hair. Hopefully they will put their vanity aside, there is a baby to take care of. A faux punk, black nail polish wearing, Sex Pistols coveting baby who no matter how many times he is photographed eating the "Cobb Salad" at The Ivy, will never be as cool as Kingston Rossdale. Sigh...