Alex Rodriguez is so obsessed with Madonna that "he'll only listen to [her] music" while driving, and goes "into a trance" if one of her videos comes on at the gym, alleges the Yankee's former trainer and godfather to his two daughters.
"Alex, God bless him, is lost," Dodd Romero, 46, told the New York Post Sunday. "I think he got pulled in by the dark side, if you can say that nicely. He's totally brainwashed. (Us Weekly)
The old broad might be 50, more muscular than most men, and been around the block so many times the block has been named after her.....but she could still suck a mean dick if this is true.
Monday, July 7, 2008
YAWN!!
Apparently, Britney Spears isn’t the only A-lister Madonna has smooched.
In his upcoming unauthorized autobiography Life With My Sister Madonna, her brother Christopher Ciccone claims the singer, 49, planted a steamy kiss on BFF Gwyneth Paltrow.
According to an excerpt in British tabloid The Sun, Ciccone writes that Madonna was at a New Year’s Eve bash for designer Donatella Versace.
She was dancing on a table at 4 a.m. when she allegedly grabbed Paltrow, 35, pulled her face to hers and kissed her.
Partygoers, Ciccone says, were shocked. (US Weekly)
Was there tounge involved? If there wasn't any tounge than it doesn't really count
In his upcoming unauthorized autobiography Life With My Sister Madonna, her brother Christopher Ciccone claims the singer, 49, planted a steamy kiss on BFF Gwyneth Paltrow.
According to an excerpt in British tabloid The Sun, Ciccone writes that Madonna was at a New Year’s Eve bash for designer Donatella Versace.
She was dancing on a table at 4 a.m. when she allegedly grabbed Paltrow, 35, pulled her face to hers and kissed her.
Partygoers, Ciccone says, were shocked. (US Weekly)
Was there tounge involved? If there wasn't any tounge than it doesn't really count
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Tila Needs Some Chunky Monkey
But Tila herself had a surprise coming when Kristy refused the key. “You love that I’m honest and that I’m true to my feelings and true about who I am,” she said. “If I take this key I’m not being true.”
So she dumps the guy who calls himself her "Bo-Bear". He cried, Bo-Bear cried when she didn't give him the key to her heart or whatever lame ass symbol MTV came up with for this bimbo. Bo-Bear and Tila Tequila.....that never would have lasted anyways.
Then Kristy basically says "I'm not sure how I feel about being with a woman for the rest of my life." Basically, Kristy knows she will miss "the cock" eventually and not be true to Tila.
These shows are all the same thing, bullshit. I don't understand how a person can come on a show and have 20 people crazy about them and crying if they don't get a rose or a key or an STD from them.
So she dumps the guy who calls himself her "Bo-Bear". He cried, Bo-Bear cried when she didn't give him the key to her heart or whatever lame ass symbol MTV came up with for this bimbo. Bo-Bear and Tila Tequila.....that never would have lasted anyways.
Then Kristy basically says "I'm not sure how I feel about being with a woman for the rest of my life." Basically, Kristy knows she will miss "the cock" eventually and not be true to Tila.
These shows are all the same thing, bullshit. I don't understand how a person can come on a show and have 20 people crazy about them and crying if they don't get a rose or a key or an STD from them.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
I Know This Is Not True, But Who Cares...
Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna’s seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.(US Weekly)
Like I said before, I know this is not true. But, oh it's awesome! The idea that she threw off that Kabballah bracelet and banged the hottest Yankee on the planet (Sorry Jeter) makes me want to break out my Like A Virgin record and remember for a moment that Madonna is and will always be Queen of the Sluts. Bow down!
Like I said before, I know this is not true. But, oh it's awesome! The idea that she threw off that Kabballah bracelet and banged the hottest Yankee on the planet (Sorry Jeter) makes me want to break out my Like A Virgin record and remember for a moment that Madonna is and will always be Queen of the Sluts. Bow down!
In Touch Magazine Is Calling Kate Hudson A Slut
Moving in After 4 Days [ex husband Chris Robinson]Days after their first date in May 2000, Kate moved in with Chris Robinson. “We knew we were in love after four days,” she says. They wed seven months later.
Dating after 1 week [Owen Wilson]One week after her separation from Chris was confirmed, rumors flew that Kate was already dating her You, Me and Dupree co-star Owen Wilson
Vacationing after 2 weeks [Dax Shephard]Two weeks after she was first seen with comedian Dax Shepard, Kate invited him to take a vacation with her to Canada to meet her entire extended family.
Meeting kids after 1 date [Lance Armstrong]Lance and Kate were first spotted at a Kid Rock concert after-party in NYC on May 15. She flew with him to Austin, TX, the next day and met his children.(In Touch Magazine)
The only problem I have with this list is well, the men on it. Except for Lance Armstrong all of these men are, for lack of a better word, fuckin' strange. I know he is a bongo playing pot head, but where is Matthew on this list? He kind of fits right in there, he is fuckin' strange but he is also incredibly good looking. On this list we need at least one non-fuggo.
Dating after 1 week [Owen Wilson]One week after her separation from Chris was confirmed, rumors flew that Kate was already dating her You, Me and Dupree co-star Owen Wilson
Vacationing after 2 weeks [Dax Shephard]Two weeks after she was first seen with comedian Dax Shepard, Kate invited him to take a vacation with her to Canada to meet her entire extended family.
Meeting kids after 1 date [Lance Armstrong]Lance and Kate were first spotted at a Kid Rock concert after-party in NYC on May 15. She flew with him to Austin, TX, the next day and met his children.(In Touch Magazine)
The only problem I have with this list is well, the men on it. Except for Lance Armstrong all of these men are, for lack of a better word, fuckin' strange. I know he is a bongo playing pot head, but where is Matthew on this list? He kind of fits right in there, he is fuckin' strange but he is also incredibly good looking. On this list we need at least one non-fuggo.
LC
There’s the Lauren Conrad you see on The Hills–then there is the real-life Lauren Conrad. The difference: The Lauren-in-real-life is really sweet, thinner and tanner than on TV.
The Hills star launched her latest beauty collection for Mark last week–and won over at least one new fan, Glamour magazine’s writer-editor Petra Guglielmetti.
Donning a strapless dress from her holiday collection, L.C. dazzled Guglielmetti, who described her as “seemingly really sweet/almost a little shy” and “shockingly well-spoken” as she described Mark’s new m.powerment initiative, the proceeds for which will benefit organizations that prevent violence against young women. (people.com)
Thinner? Tanner? You mean LC is thinner and tanner in real life than she is on the Hills? This bitch must be a dirty string of dental floss.
"Shockingly well spoken", leads me to believe that the people in charge of interviewing her expected her to drool all over herself then point to the flowy dresses that caught her tan eye. This ain't no compliment lady.
The Hills star launched her latest beauty collection for Mark last week–and won over at least one new fan, Glamour magazine’s writer-editor Petra Guglielmetti.
Donning a strapless dress from her holiday collection, L.C. dazzled Guglielmetti, who described her as “seemingly really sweet/almost a little shy” and “shockingly well-spoken” as she described Mark’s new m.powerment initiative, the proceeds for which will benefit organizations that prevent violence against young women. (people.com)
Thinner? Tanner? You mean LC is thinner and tanner in real life than she is on the Hills? This bitch must be a dirty string of dental floss.
"Shockingly well spoken", leads me to believe that the people in charge of interviewing her expected her to drool all over herself then point to the flowy dresses that caught her tan eye. This ain't no compliment lady.
I Wonder...
How is it possible some people are in and out of rehab forever, right now it is Amy Winehouse that I am surprised is even still breathing, years ago it was Liza Minelli, that old broad is still kickin'.....and some people just die? Like Heath Ledger a few months ago and River Pheonix so many years ago. Is that to go with the saying that the good die young and assholes live forever? I'm not calling Liza an asshole...just thinking out loud.
Why there are so few Asian male actors? You could watch a movie from the 90's and still see that same "Bad Asian Mafia Guy" in a movie today as "Bad Asian Mafia Guy" and noone, including myself, knows their name. Even Ken Watanabe who has an amazing resume as an actor only plays the solemn, soulful, sexless Asian man. I would love to see him smile.
Why do people keep telling me what to think I think is attractive? Ok, Ashton is cute but I don't really care that much. Ok, Brad is the shit but I don't care that much anymore either. Stop making lists of people who are hot then then tell me they are hot. Those guys from Gossip Girl? GAAAAY! I don't care that they are gay, but they are and we all know it, they wera polka dot ascots for goodness sakes! I have my own list. Ken Watanabe is in it.....is he in yours? I didn't think so, jackasses.
What is is about baseball uniforms that makes us crazy? I don't paticularly enjoy the sport....but damn Alex Rodriguez.
Rainy days and Monday always get me down. Ok, it's Tuesday but for those of you that get it you get the blue ribbon.
What did Leo's character give his psychologist in that envelope in The Departed?
Why there are so few Asian male actors? You could watch a movie from the 90's and still see that same "Bad Asian Mafia Guy" in a movie today as "Bad Asian Mafia Guy" and noone, including myself, knows their name. Even Ken Watanabe who has an amazing resume as an actor only plays the solemn, soulful, sexless Asian man. I would love to see him smile.
Why do people keep telling me what to think I think is attractive? Ok, Ashton is cute but I don't really care that much. Ok, Brad is the shit but I don't care that much anymore either. Stop making lists of people who are hot then then tell me they are hot. Those guys from Gossip Girl? GAAAAY! I don't care that they are gay, but they are and we all know it, they wera polka dot ascots for goodness sakes! I have my own list. Ken Watanabe is in it.....is he in yours? I didn't think so, jackasses.
What is is about baseball uniforms that makes us crazy? I don't paticularly enjoy the sport....but damn Alex Rodriguez.
Rainy days and Monday always get me down. Ok, it's Tuesday but for those of you that get it you get the blue ribbon.
What did Leo's character give his psychologist in that envelope in The Departed?
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