I don't care what you think about your home town the answer should never be this:
‘When I close my eyes and think of England, I’m not in a fancy restaurant in Knightsbridge, but am instead lolling, scantily clad, in front of a roaring fire, surrounded by four labradors and Rupert Campbell-Black,’ she said, referring to one of Miss Cooper’s dashing characters.
I repeat WTF Elizabeth Hurley? I don't care about the rest of the sentence. Scantily clad by a fire and surrounded by four dogs? Gross..
Thursday, May 7, 2009
More Chris Brown and Rihanna Drama
This is his defense:
"I am informed and believe that this highly prejudicial photograph was sold by an LAPD officer to the entertainment website, TMZ," Geragos states. "The photograph was immediately viewed by hundreds of thousands of viewers and was displayed on every news channel for several weeks ... The purpose of the leak was necessarily for profit and to vilify Mr. Brown and poison the potential jury pool." (people.com)
Alright, the picture was leaked. What does the picture show? A pony? Noooo. Chris Brown riding a pony? Noooo. It shows the severely beaten face of the victim.
Now, this explains why the victim might not care what her PR agents are telling her when she cancelled a concert scheduled the same week Chris Brown's trial began:
Yassin Matbouly, the managing director of an entertainment agency in the United Arab Emirates, told the AP that he had been told by Rihanna’s management that “it was inappropriate timing for her to have a public concert."
She did not perform. So that was "appropriate behavior" on her part I suppose. Was it necessary? No. But, I imagine she is doing as she is told after somebody severly beat her ass.
"I am informed and believe that this highly prejudicial photograph was sold by an LAPD officer to the entertainment website, TMZ," Geragos states. "The photograph was immediately viewed by hundreds of thousands of viewers and was displayed on every news channel for several weeks ... The purpose of the leak was necessarily for profit and to vilify Mr. Brown and poison the potential jury pool." (people.com)
Alright, the picture was leaked. What does the picture show? A pony? Noooo. Chris Brown riding a pony? Noooo. It shows the severely beaten face of the victim.
Now, this explains why the victim might not care what her PR agents are telling her when she cancelled a concert scheduled the same week Chris Brown's trial began:
Yassin Matbouly, the managing director of an entertainment agency in the United Arab Emirates, told the AP that he had been told by Rihanna’s management that “it was inappropriate timing for her to have a public concert."
She did not perform. So that was "appropriate behavior" on her part I suppose. Was it necessary? No. But, I imagine she is doing as she is told after somebody severly beat her ass.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
An Open Letter To Brett Favre
The Vikings coach is expected to fly to Mississippi later today to meet with the former Packers and Jets quarterback Wednesday night and Thursday, the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported.
The report, citing "a person with knowledge of the situation," said Childress will have dinner with Favre on Wednesday and start discussions about joining Minnesota.
The "in-depth" part of the meeting will be Thursday, according to the report.
Favre spent 16 seasons in Green Bay, retiring in 2008 after leading the Packers to the NFC title game. He changed his mind a few months later, which set up a long and messy soap opera that ultimately led to his trade to the Jets. (foxsports.com)
Dear Brett,
let me just start by saying how much we have loved you. I loved watching you play every week with GREENBAY, those were good times. You had an amazing last season with GREENBAY and you should be extremely proud. I am so happy that you spent so many years playing with GREENBAY, injury free and one of the most respected quarterbacks, no atheletes of all time.
But, last year fiasco. Bad idea. Bad, bad idea. Nobody likes the Jets. The uniforms are ugly, they suck and not even you could do anything to save the franchise. So you decided to retire. Again. On that note, stop now.
Please enough of your pride, and competitiveness. You seem a bit pitiful at this point and a bit of a joke which is unfortunate considering the long career you had with GREENBAY. Please just stop now.
I know you won't listen and hey, maybe I will be eating crow next season if you take the Vikings (??????????) all the way. But, please just stop. Now.
The report, citing "a person with knowledge of the situation," said Childress will have dinner with Favre on Wednesday and start discussions about joining Minnesota.
The "in-depth" part of the meeting will be Thursday, according to the report.
Favre spent 16 seasons in Green Bay, retiring in 2008 after leading the Packers to the NFC title game. He changed his mind a few months later, which set up a long and messy soap opera that ultimately led to his trade to the Jets. (foxsports.com)
Dear Brett,
let me just start by saying how much we have loved you. I loved watching you play every week with GREENBAY, those were good times. You had an amazing last season with GREENBAY and you should be extremely proud. I am so happy that you spent so many years playing with GREENBAY, injury free and one of the most respected quarterbacks, no atheletes of all time.
But, last year fiasco. Bad idea. Bad, bad idea. Nobody likes the Jets. The uniforms are ugly, they suck and not even you could do anything to save the franchise. So you decided to retire. Again. On that note, stop now.
Please enough of your pride, and competitiveness. You seem a bit pitiful at this point and a bit of a joke which is unfortunate considering the long career you had with GREENBAY. Please just stop now.
I know you won't listen and hey, maybe I will be eating crow next season if you take the Vikings (??????????) all the way. But, please just stop. Now.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Christ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0P9w0tTjLs
Just watch it. Just watch it and ask yourself who does this? Who dresses like this to exercise? Who wears a full face of makeup including hot pink lip gloss and false eyelashes, has their hair done, wears a leather belt to work out? No not Gene Simmons, Kim Kardashian. Just watch it ok and for those of you not sporting a boner you will find it a bit ridiculous.
Just watch it. Just watch it and ask yourself who does this? Who dresses like this to exercise? Who wears a full face of makeup including hot pink lip gloss and false eyelashes, has their hair done, wears a leather belt to work out? No not Gene Simmons, Kim Kardashian. Just watch it ok and for those of you not sporting a boner you will find it a bit ridiculous.
More Uh Doy News
The title of the article reads: Is Lindsay Lohan Harmful To Her Little Sister?
The obvious answer is YES!
Who cares what the article says? The answer is yes!
Ali Lohan may score a lot of perks thanks to big sis Lindsay – think nights out in Hollywood hotspots, Beverly Hills shopping sprees and the recent trip to Hawaii where the pair wore teensy bikinis and were photographed constantly. Unfortunately, one thing the 15-year-old starlet isn’t getting from Lindsay is a good role model who’s making positive life choices. Experts say the sibling relationship could actually be harmful to Ali’s mental health. (celebitchy.com)
So yeah, if your big sister is Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears you are in peril. Just ask Jamie Lynn and her baby.
The obvious answer is YES!
Who cares what the article says? The answer is yes!
Ali Lohan may score a lot of perks thanks to big sis Lindsay – think nights out in Hollywood hotspots, Beverly Hills shopping sprees and the recent trip to Hawaii where the pair wore teensy bikinis and were photographed constantly. Unfortunately, one thing the 15-year-old starlet isn’t getting from Lindsay is a good role model who’s making positive life choices. Experts say the sibling relationship could actually be harmful to Ali’s mental health. (celebitchy.com)
So yeah, if your big sister is Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears you are in peril. Just ask Jamie Lynn and her baby.
Some Words Before Dying
I was reading some actual last words from prisoners about to be put to death. Some were spiritual:
"I'm ready to be released. Release me."
Others were just plain weird:
"I didn't take [the last meal] because I have very strong convictions about abortion and the 33 million babies that have been aborted in this country. Those babies never got a first meal and that's why I didn't take the last in their memory."
But most had to do with football:
"Redskins are going to the Super Bowl."
"We all got to go sometime, some sooner than others. I'm going to be busy getting the Browns to the Super Bowl. Working magic. I love you guys."
"Go Raiders!"
That last one was completely futile. What a waste!
"I'm ready to be released. Release me."
Others were just plain weird:
"I didn't take [the last meal] because I have very strong convictions about abortion and the 33 million babies that have been aborted in this country. Those babies never got a first meal and that's why I didn't take the last in their memory."
But most had to do with football:
"Redskins are going to the Super Bowl."
"We all got to go sometime, some sooner than others. I'm going to be busy getting the Browns to the Super Bowl. Working magic. I love you guys."
"Go Raiders!"
That last one was completely futile. What a waste!
Friday, May 1, 2009
My Dream
I had a dream last night that I was married to Wolverine, well Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. It was amazing and very vivid. My friends were very concerned because they saw all three pronged holes in in various pieces of furniture and walls. They of course did not know of his powers but I did. Oh boy, I most certainly did. You wonder how could a superhero want to be with a simple litte girl like me? You know what I didn't even bother to ask, it was heaven.
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