Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I Was Watching Walk the Line Last Night....

as I often do because I looooove that movie. Reese is so cute with her fake country accent...." y'all can't walk the line." Joaquin with brown contacts to cover his big baby blues to look like the real Johnny Cash and then I remembered....

Joaquin Phoenix doesn't want to be seen as a sex symbol anymore. He's now going on record to tell the world why he's gone back to basics.
People have called me a sex symbol in the past, but it's very much an effort. People know me as this kind of thing and in some ways I don't know that this is my look.
It's been important for me to just do something that's extreme - that really separates me from that public Joaquin Phoenix persona, whatever the f*** that is. (imnotobsessed.com)

Mission accomplished! I am officially flaccid.

Chris Brown, tsk tsk

Sunday night, R&B's hottest couple, Chris Brown and Rihanna, were supposed to light up the Grammys. Instead, the normally affectionate twosome were embroiled in a domestic violence drama that left Brown, 19, booked on felony criminal threats charges and posting $50,000 bail after turning himself in to the LAPD on Sunday at 6:34 p.m. PST. Sources say that Rihanna (real name: Robin Fenty), 20, was the victim in the alleged assault which occurred around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday. Responding to a 911 call about a disturbance, the LAPD took statements from a female with visible injuries, who named Brown as her attacker. (people.com)

I am hoping there is some type of mis-information regarding the very gory details. But, if any of this is true and he did beat her to a pulp? I don't care what she did, I don't care who she did...I hope his career is over. This is despicable, he is 19 years old and he beat his girlfriend to the point that she was hospitalized?
I truly and honestly hope Jigga beats the shit out of this kid. I am sure Beyonce' has deserved a slap now and then and he would still never raise his hand to a woman.

Monday, February 9, 2009

One Night of Passion equals $7,000,000

Eddie Murphy has to pay whole hell of a lot of $$$$$
The settlement will see Murphy shell out £35,000 ($US51,000)A MONTH until daughter Iris Angel turns 18 — a total of around £7 ($US10)MILLION.
We can also reveal that Eddie has finally agreed to see his 20-month-old child.
Spice Girl Mel and the Hollywood actor have spent 15 months warring in Los Angeles courts. She has been determined to force him to play a part in his child’s life.
Sources told News of the World that, under the terms of the deal, both have signed non- disclosure contracts preventing either from discussing the settlement in public.
But one of Scary Spice’s pals told us: “Mel is delighted that the case is over as she just wanted what was right for her girl.
“It was never about money — it was Mel’s way of asking Eddie to show consideration for Angel.”
(celebitchy.com)

It was never about money? Really? Well, then why not a realistic settlement, like oh $20,000 a month? It seems it is all about the money.
Bitches are evil and men are stupid. You put those kind of people together you get a child with major daddy issues and what does the mother get? Those implants she always wanted! Oh and she made a workout video. How am I supposed to take workout advice from someone who lounges around all day and spends someone else's money and because of the income she can workout five hours a day and afford a chef?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Christian Bale Is Mad

He yelled at a grip on set for getting in the way of his scene. This went on for about 15 minutes and makes him seem like a lunatic....
That is all I have to say about that. (Kisses Batman on forehead). In my eyes, you can do absolutely no wrong. Sorry, he could slice my hand with a letter opener and I would probably be OK with that. I'm still mad at Katie Holmes for slapping him in Batman Begins.

Bitch Fight!!!

James, known for her rendition of the classic song “At Last,” lashed out at Beyonce during a recent concert, criticizing her Inauguration performance during which she sang “At Last” for President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.
At a concert this week in Seattle, James said: “You guys know your president, right? You know the one with the big ears? Wait a minute, he ain’t my president, he might be yours, he ain’t my president. You know that woman he had singing for him, singing my song–she’s going to get her ass whipped.”
James continues, “The great Beyonce. I can’t stand Beyonce. She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol’ president day, singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.”(celebitchy.com)


Ahem, Miss James no disrespect. Yes, you sang the shit outta' that song for years and congrats on that. Now, if the President who by the way is yours and mine and everyone else in this country chose Beyonce to sing it and not you then what do you think she is going to say to his request? She has every right to sing it because you, unfortunately, do not own it. There was a similiar issue like this when the movie Dreamgirls came around and Jennifer Hudson did her own rendition of the very popular "You're Gonna Love Me." Nobody listened to that lady either so holler all you want.

Speaking of Role Models....

Oh sweetness, please don't feel so bad.

"This is just a stupid thing of mine that I did, and I have to live with it," he said, telling the paper, too, that he is not a regular pot smoker. After last weekend's publication of the photo, which reportedly was taken in South Carolina last November, the local sheriff said he is looking into possible criminal prosecution against Phelps. "This was stupid," said the swimmer, "and I know this won't happen again. It's obviously bad judgment and it's something I'm not proud of at all. I will say that with the mistakes that I've made in my life, I've learned from them. Every one of them. And I've become a better person."

If anyone deserves to smoke some weed and chill out it's you kid. You were not hitting the bong during the Olympics....and if you were who gives a rat's ass??? Pot is not the most athletically enhancing drug so if you were smoking the pots and still won all those gold medals? You are still an amazing athlete. No asterisk, no nothing.

New Respect for Lil' Wayne

Anyone who knows me, or has ever read this blog, know of my disdain towards this annoying little man. But, I heard an excerpt from his interview with Katie Couric this morning....yeah Katie Couric the whitest woman in America and I loved his answer to the question that all reporters seem to love to ask anyone that is in the spotlight
"Do you consider yourself a good role model?"
To which he said something to the like of " I don't see myself as a role model for anyone Miss Katie (he called her that the whole interview). If you need someone to model your life after you have no reason to live. I have my two children and I do good for them, so I worry about them. Everyone has to worry about their own."

What would ever make her think to ask a guy...any guy with a tattoo on his forehead if he thinks he is a good role model? Oh and that he called her "Miss Katie" the whole time. It was sweet and crazy at the same time.
I also have to give kudos to Miss Katie, she must have been petrified. I know Barbara Walters would never demean herself by speaking to Lil' Wayne.