Tuesday, March 23, 2010

HEALTH CARE! UNIVERSAL FOR ALL!!

 I like the idea that government can do something. Not just say they will. 
When slavery was abolished it was protested, but government passed it.
When women won the right to vote, it was protested. But government passed it because it was the right thing to do.
Civil rights was protested and segregation was legal from state to state. Federal government passed it because it was the right thing to do.
Gay and lesbian rights.
Roe v. Wade
Medicare/ Medicaid - which Ronald Reagan said was a "socialist form of health care" my right wing parents have Medicare.
Social Security
COBRA- which passed on reconciliation...
All of these have been passed by government despite the protest of individuals. Individuals who are benefiting from those changes. Including my parents with Medicare and those who collect Social Security. I am very proud of that in my lifetime, the President that I was very proud to vote for, finally got a Universal Health care bill passed. The bill is not perfect, but it is the beginning. The same way the first bill including Medicare did not include all that it has today. THIS IS AN AMAZING THING. NO ONE SHOULD DIE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE ILL AND ALONE IN THIS COUNTRY. THE UNITED STATES SAYS THEY ARE THE BEST, #1 EVEN. LET'S SEE THEM PROVE IT! 
HEALTH CARE IS NOT A PRIVILEGE IT IS A CIVIL LIBERTY!!!

Friday, March 19, 2010

HOW ELSE DO U STATE THE OBVIOUS???


"This past week Elin has been very cold and distant toward Tiger," a source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com.
YA THINK?
Tiger, your wife is understandably pissed. So, deal. That's it. You did not practice self control, not discipline which is thoroughly mentioned in your Buddhist upbringing. So, tough titty, sweety.
ELIN, JUST DO WHAT MOST WOMEN DO. SCREW HIS BEST FRIEND.

REALLY? THIS SKANK?

Really Jesse? This is what you cheat on Sandra Bullock with?
This skank? With the tats not only covering 90% of her body, but her face as well? Like the whole forehead?
Wow, OK. If that's the way you get down alright.
Sorry Sandra, your beautiful ass (literally) deserves so much better than this.
Now go shower with Soft Scrub and wash the stank of putrid whore off of you.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Proof God is a woman


The 24-year-old Portuguese stud, who plays for Spanish club Real Madrid and the national Portuguese team, replaced David Beckham who has been the spokesmodel for Emporio Armani Men’s Underwear since January 2008. (justjared.com)

Dear God,

Hello and thank you. is this even real? I want to believe it is.. I think everyone should play soccer. If it makes your gluteus maximus look anything like that. 

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

?????

During a press conference held at attorney Gloria Allred’s office on behalf of Vanessa Lopez on Tuesday, Allred revealed that Lopez had told Shaquille O’Neal that she thought she was pregnant with his child. (radaronline.com)


It is really difficult to find out whether you are pregnant or not, so I understand having to hold a press conference for it. I mean this girl needs help! How would she ever know if she was pregnant? It's not like she could go to any drugstore, on any corner and buy something that would let her know if she was with child. A test if you will? That came in a pack of 3 perhaps? Something she could urinate on and maybe find out if you have pregnancy hormones in your system?
I mean I don't know, but that wouldn't it be great to have access to something as technologically advanced as that.

Don't cry for me


The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show.
…if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.
So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. (wwtdd.com)



Is Conan getting fucked? Absolutely. Is he making the right decision? Absolutely. 
His entrance is funnier than Jay Leno's whole show. Big mistake on NBC's part. It is not the first time. You remember when they put Leno on at 10 pm? 

As if boning George wasn't a gift in and of itself?



The new Roberto Cavalli Underwear ad campaign will star Elisabetta Canalis, the 31-year-old girlfriend of George Clooney. (justjared.com)


Hmm? So his girlfriend gets to be the new ass, sorry face of Roberto Cavalli? God, life is not fair!!