Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Ashlee Simpson Defends Her Sister's Weight Gain...

“Since when did a woman’s weight become newsworthy… I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News (”Jessica Simpson Shocks Fans With Noticeably Fuller Figure”. (justjared.com)

First of all, she did this on her Myspace page. The foremost place to get your news if you ask me. Second of all, did anybody ask her or did she just basically call her sister fat on her own page on Myspace?
Thirdly and most importantly what does the fact that Jessica Simpson has gained weight have to do with the inauguration? As if she is soooo deep that how dare we as a country speak of such shallow things now that we have a black president. Now is the time to chill. Oh, and that feeling of hope? Doesn't she know that seeing the once tight and toned Jessica plump up just a bit fill American women, hell women all around the world with hope? "See, bitch ain't so perfect after all. Let's see her try to fit her ass into those daisy dukes now!" It makes me feel great.

3 comments:

Noelle said...

i don't mean to be a dick, but she was looking pretty ... healthy

avi said...

Dude, I havent seen her 'thick' but i bet she looks hot with some weight. Gotta love a woman with some meat

NonProcessed said...

"I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight"

me too. that's not news.