Tuesday, December 9, 2008

PETA Loves To Pointlessly Bust Balls

PETA somehow tries to compare Britney's self imposed prison to the prison of performing circus elephants:
But man, how quickly America’s sweetheart fell from grace. And it wasn’t pretty. Now, at the bottom of the barrel, she’s sporting elephants dressed in circus attire for her new video titled—what else—”Circus.”
As Britney is such a victim of the paparazzi and always complaining and crying about how she hates to be held up in her guarded house and can’t feel free, she of all people should be able to relate to the horror that captive animals go through when they’re used for entertainment. Except Britney chooses to perform, and the lifestyle just comes with it. Animals are ripped away from their mothers at a young age, kept in chains, and prodded with electric shock devices to make them perform. That doesn’t sound so voluntary to me.

It took me a minute to figure out what this meant. If they think Britney is going to understand the correlation between her and circus elephants all she is going to think is that they are calling her fat. Draw her picture guys, I think she will understand that much better.

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