Wednesday, September 30, 2009

J Minus J

After a rocky three-year relationship, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have called it quits, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue (on newsstands now).
A mutual pal of the pair tells Us Weekly that Timberlake, 28, has told friends, “it’s over,” and that he ended it for good — over the phone.
“It was about a month ago,” the pal says.
While he was in NYC in September to show his William Rast clothing line at Fashion Week, “Justin was clearly on the hunt,” the pal tells Us Weekly.
Meanwhile, Biel, 27, is in “severe denial and won’t accept” the split, their mutual pal tells Us Weekly. Another source says, “There’s no way of knowing if it’s a firm breakup, because with them it’s so hot and cold.” (

The story goes on to say how Justin is boning Rihanna and Jessica is crying her eyes out in denial. I want to know why all these stories always have the woman in the relationship as the victim? Has anyone seen Jessica Biels body? Have you all forgotten? I understand Justin has a mean falsetto but Jessica is a hot chick with a really nice ass, I doubt she will be crying for long. Besides, she might crush you in between her solid rock thighs if you keep talking shit.

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