I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it

LOS ANGELES — A probation report released Wednesday showed six drug screenings from Lindsay Lohan since May were clean of illicit drugs and alcohol.
The screenings occurred after the actress missed a court hearing and a judge imposed stricter restrictions, including wearing an ankle alcohol monitor.
The report was released a day after a judge sentenced the 24-year-old star of "Mean Girls" to 90 days in jail and a three-month stint at an inpatient rehab center for missing court-mandated alcohol education classes.(celebitchy.com)

Look at her face. She is in complete shock. She is really surprised after literally giving the big fuck you to the court system that has been so lenient with her. Entitled little shit. Her face is classic. "Me? Me? How could you send Me to jail for 90 days? I only missed 9 classes of court appointed alcohol education! And, and I was working! You know I am a famous working actress! I have tone of projects in line"
Delusional little....

WHAM!!

Sorry about the Wham thing, but it was just too easy.
So George Michael drove into a photo mat. I know I was surprised too. I had no idea photo mats still existed.
"Officers attended and a man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive. He was taken to a north London police station and later bailed to return on August 13 pending inquiries." (dlisted.com)

Hey sucker, what the hell's got into you? Do you remember that??

Oh really your highness?

"The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it. The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you." (celebitchy.com)

Prince, I love you. I really do. You are a sexy motherfucker even at 4'9". But, you gotta deal with what is happening in reality. I know that is not your strong suit. You play the androgynous role, you wear high heals as if you are really fooling anybody you dainty little thing! You converted to Jehova's Witness after years and years of hyper-sexuality and all the fun that comes with fame. And now, because you say so the internet is over? Why? Because you say so? Are you out of your mind? You sound like an old Jewish woman, "all these gadgets can't be good for you now eat your oatmeal." I know that you are 52, but you are still Prince and you gotta get with it. The interweb has been around for a while and it ain't goin' nowhere. Should I even be writing this? I mean, the internet is so over!

Holy Crap, People Are Racist!

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- The Obama administration is turning up the heat on tanning salons across the country with the passage of its new health care bill.
To help fund the $940 billion health care overhaul, a 10% tax on individuals receiving indoor tanning services was tacked on, and the initiative is expected to generate $2.7 billion over ten years (cnn.com)


 I was reading about the Tan Tax which I believe started last week. Here are some of the frighfully racist comments I read:

Seems like a racist tax that targets white people...

 
Hmmm i wonder why Obama would put a tax on tanning?? Maybe its because its somethin he would never do. I dont see a tax on fried chicken or rap music.

How about a fried chicken tax...


can we say backdoor reparations?

I have never seen anything as racist as the tax on tanning parlors... I wonder when the last time Michelle Obama stopped by for a quick touch-up on her tan. Maybe they should have a Gold Tooth tax to offset this.


 
Damn! These are real comments from realy people. Really racist people. I read like 10 comments saying "well I bet he won't tax fried chicken or afro sheen." WTF is that? If you cann afford the $15/$20 to sit in a box to soak up artificial lighting you can pay $16. 50 or even $22 to sit in a box and soak up artificial lighting.
And, if it is Obama's way of sticking it to the man is he also sticking it to himself since his mother is white?

I'm Too Sexy For This Job

Debrahlee Lorenzana claims in court papers that she was forced out of her Manhattan Citibank job because she was too good looking, reports the New York Post. According to the paper, Lorenzana says she was subject to "improper comments" and was reprimanded for dressing sexily - when all she was doing was dressing professionally. (cbsnews.com)

I would find this so much more believable were it not for the fact that she has like twenty pictures of her posing in an actual office. Not necessarily in a sexy way, but just posing in an office while just happening to look kinda sexy. Look, how not sexy I am reading this folder? Look, how not sexy I am pulling this cart thingy? Like, OJ posing with a kitchen knife as a practical joke or something.

Day 64, Waiting for Kevin Costner to Save the World. Sounds like a movie doesn't it?

A judge has blocked the offshore drilling moratorium imposed by the Obama administration after the devastating Gulf of Mexico oil spill.

 Judge Feldman writes that Interior Secretary Ken Salazar's decision was based on a finding:

"that new deepwater wells pose an unacceptable risk of serious and irreparable harm to life and property and a finding that the installation of additional safety or environmental protection equipment is necessary to prevent injury or loss of life and damage to property and the environment." Yeah that sounds like a good idea. Let's stop for a moment because we don't know what could happen. and none of these companies would know what to do if there was another spill at the moment. You do not let traffic back on the highway until the accident is cleared.

"[T]he Court is unable to divine or fathom a relationship between the findings and the immense scope of the moratorium," Feldman writes. "The Report patently lacks any analysis of the asserted fear of threat of irreparable injury or safety hazards posed by the thirty-three permitted rigs also reached by the moratorium. It is incident specific and driven: Deepwater Horizon and BP only. None others." Fathom a relationship between findings? Well, none of these companies know what the hell they are doing! If they did they would be sharing their knowledge! It is obvious they have the technology to get the oil, they just don't have an escape plan when shit gets ugly.

"If some drilling equipment parts are flawed, is it rational to say all are? Are all airplanes a danger because one was? All oil tankers like Exxon Valdez? All trains? All mines? That sort of thinking seems heavy handed, and rather overbearing," Feldman writes. (cbsnews.com)
Since when is profiling wrong? The government has been doing it forever.

Yes! It is safe to say that! A ship or an airplane are not the same as oil gushing out of the Earth in a hole that we made. The plane will crash can crash and be done, whatever damage it can do is done in one crash. The ship has a certain amount of oil if it gets hit or is driven by a drunk (IE Exxon Valdez) there is terrible damage, but limited damage. Neither of those can compare to a hole with a direct line to the oil in the Gulf.

I really don't understand this. They had the power to get there. They have the technology to get the oil. They are drilling deeper than they ever have and yet, they can't find a way to stop it.

Get It Together People...

I was on a website talking about vampire tv shows and movies and I read these gems in the comment section. I did not make these up. These are real people talking about and debating vampires.

I wish I was a vampire. I would have my own coven of vampires and we would take revenge on all the people who while I was alive had their fun with me. I would drink their blood and take their strength. Life would be much better for me if I was a vampire. (radaronline.com)
Wow. I have to admit, my friends and I joke around all the time as to who we would take with us to be in our vampire coven and how much fun we would have. But this is the thing our lives are good. We have a good time together and only want to prolong it. You sweety, are miserable and will be miserable in the after life. Please, try to make this life a good one, then we can talk about "eternal".

Its very simple: vampires CAN NOT GO OUT IN DAYLIGHT, Stephanie Meyer has made up her own rules, Twilight is NOT a vampire story, True Blood is the REAL THING! Wake up people, if you don't believe ME, read the original: Bram Stoker's DRACULA!!! (radaronline.com)
True Blood is the real thing? No. I love True Blood, but there ain't nothin' real bout' it including the accents. None of this stuff is real which is what makes it so much fun, hence you can make up whatever rules you like. Bram Stoker took folklore and embellished them. That's it. Am I supposed to be mad at Sesame Street for their version of The Count? Never Enjoy Count Chocula cereal after a bender? I think not!
 
NONE OF THIS CRAP IS REAL PEOPLE. YOU CAN DRESS UP AND WEAR CONTACTS ALL YOU LIKE, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET YOUR DAMN GROCERIES IN YOUR PJ'S EVERY ONCE IN WHILE.