Matthew McConaughey made Carrie Underwood hot under the collar for about 5 seconds during an acceptance speech and this is what she had to say due to the fact that A: She is human and B: It's fucking Matthew McConaughey.
“I’m so embarrassed, I totally embarrassed myself. I just blanked,” Underwood told Tarts backstage, burying her head in her hands. “You want to say something eloquent in a moment like that and I embarrassed myself. I’m sorry Matthew, I’m sorry to my family. I’m totally embarrassed.” She even admitted that she “blacked out” after hearing her name called and couldn’t remember much between making it from her seat to the stage and then to the press room.(celebitchy.com)
You know Chris Brown put in a plea of Not Guilty today in court. There are pictures of the woman he beat up and he pleaded not guilty. This girl gets a little splashy over MM, (I am not spelling his name again it's a bitch), and she feels guilty. There are good people in the world after all.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Gwyneth's Fault!!!
I was wondering where her boobs went....
Scarlett Johansson has reportedly lost over 14lbs since she began working out with her Iron Man 2 co-star in preparation for the movie. A source told Star magazine: “The pair have been doing daily workouts with Gwyneth’s personal trainer TRACY ANDERSON.
“Scarlett is also staying away from carbohydrates.” The 24-year-old actress decided to diet, reportedly fearing she could lose out on the roles she wants to younger, more attractive actresses. (celebitchy.com)
24 year old Scar Jo fears losing parts to younger prettier actresses? Seriously, just put me on suicide watch right now.
Fine, she is playing a super hero and she needs to be in shape. But, if Gwyny is making the best rack in Hollywood "Gwyny Skinny" I am going to crush her with my massive carb eating thighs. Work out to be healthy kid. Boobs are sexy, that whole concave bony chest thing? Not so much.
Scarlett Johansson has reportedly lost over 14lbs since she began working out with her Iron Man 2 co-star in preparation for the movie. A source told Star magazine: “The pair have been doing daily workouts with Gwyneth’s personal trainer TRACY ANDERSON.
“Scarlett is also staying away from carbohydrates.” The 24-year-old actress decided to diet, reportedly fearing she could lose out on the roles she wants to younger, more attractive actresses. (celebitchy.com)
24 year old Scar Jo fears losing parts to younger prettier actresses? Seriously, just put me on suicide watch right now.
Fine, she is playing a super hero and she needs to be in shape. But, if Gwyny is making the best rack in Hollywood "Gwyny Skinny" I am going to crush her with my massive carb eating thighs. Work out to be healthy kid. Boobs are sexy, that whole concave bony chest thing? Not so much.
Monday, April 6, 2009
In Her Defense...
Sigh....Brazilian Supermodel/Luckiest Woman Alive has this to say about her stepson:
"It's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child," said the supermodel, 28. "I love it the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like it's my son, from the first day." That apparently didn't sit well with those in Moynahan's inner circle. A source close to the 37-year-old model-actress tells PEOPLE, "Bridget has her own life, she doesn't need to be involved in the drama of all this, and she finds it disrespectful that her son is being paraded around in front of the paparazzi when she’s specifically made it a point of keeping him away from that."
(people.com)
First of all if you love the baby so much, stop calling it "it", mother's do not do that. Second I am pretty sure what she is trying to say is that she loves this child as her own despite parentage. Which makes him a very lucky child. Now, what I don't understand is how a millionaire supermodel who does not even need a last name to be recognized and has been living in this country over 15 years cannot form a proper sentence when it comes to the sensitive matter of her infant stepson? She is married to.... forget it you know what? This place is just full of stupid people and I just can't today.
"It's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child," said the supermodel, 28. "I love it the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like it's my son, from the first day." That apparently didn't sit well with those in Moynahan's inner circle. A source close to the 37-year-old model-actress tells PEOPLE, "Bridget has her own life, she doesn't need to be involved in the drama of all this, and she finds it disrespectful that her son is being paraded around in front of the paparazzi when she’s specifically made it a point of keeping him away from that."
(people.com)
First of all if you love the baby so much, stop calling it "it", mother's do not do that. Second I am pretty sure what she is trying to say is that she loves this child as her own despite parentage. Which makes him a very lucky child. Now, what I don't understand is how a millionaire supermodel who does not even need a last name to be recognized and has been living in this country over 15 years cannot form a proper sentence when it comes to the sensitive matter of her infant stepson? She is married to.... forget it you know what? This place is just full of stupid people and I just can't today.
Blonde Moment By A Blonde
Kendra Wilkinson is preparing for marriage and independent life – and she's learning some very important life lessons as she goes. "The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn't put a stamp on it," Wilkinson, 23, tells Celebuzz of a recent revelation. "My mom, she was like, 'Are you serious? You didn't put a stamp on your mail?' I'm like, 'Dude, I've never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?' " (people.com)
Well, in her defense she is really young and she probably sends a lot of email and doesn't....oh forget it. She's a fucking idiot!
Well, in her defense she is really young and she probably sends a lot of email and doesn't....oh forget it. She's a fucking idiot!
Pot, Meet Kettle.
Miley Cyrus isn’t a fan of Robert Pattinson.
The Hannah Montana star, 16, is adamant girls aren’t really interested in the British actor, but are obsessed with his Twilight character Edward Cullen.
She tells Teen Vogue, “I’m not a huge Rob Pattinson fan. Girls aren’t really in love with Rob; they’re in love with Edward.” (celebitchy.com)
That's funny. Didn't Miley Cyrus become famous playing music through her character Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel? So, Miley Cyrus fans are really just Hannah Montana fans? Yeah that sounds about right!
The Hannah Montana star, 16, is adamant girls aren’t really interested in the British actor, but are obsessed with his Twilight character Edward Cullen.
She tells Teen Vogue, “I’m not a huge Rob Pattinson fan. Girls aren’t really in love with Rob; they’re in love with Edward.” (celebitchy.com)
That's funny. Didn't Miley Cyrus become famous playing music through her character Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel? So, Miley Cyrus fans are really just Hannah Montana fans? Yeah that sounds about right!
I Have Terrible Aim
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's armed bodyguards opened fire on paparazzi at the couple's nuptials in Costa Rica Saturday, blasting out the windows of a photographer's SUV, and just missing the shaken lensmen, the fotogs claimed in Sunday reports. (foxsports.com)
I don't know how they didn't find me out, trace something back to me. That bitch needs to die. My Tommy is in grave danger. Tommy don't you see? She is poison!!! Poison coursing through your beautiful veins as we speak! Think about all the things that have gone wrong since you let that succubus into your life! Now you are married to her. My heart is weeping...
I don't know how they didn't find me out, trace something back to me. That bitch needs to die. My Tommy is in grave danger. Tommy don't you see? She is poison!!! Poison coursing through your beautiful veins as we speak! Think about all the things that have gone wrong since you let that succubus into your life! Now you are married to her. My heart is weeping...
Friday, April 3, 2009
A Feel Good Story, Not The Norm I Know
I was sitting at the salon this morning getting my hair blow dried, when I saw a really pretty girl walk in. She was wearing a short jean skirt and she was so pretty in fact that I did not notice the massive scar on her knee. This girl had major reconstruction surgery on her right knee and it was badly scarred. I thought it was great that she was wearing a skirt, she didn't mind her scar.
When it was time for me to go, my battery died. Just my luck, me rushing to work, the hottest day we have had in forever, my pretty hair all blow dried. Luckily I had jumper cables and I asked if someone inside could help me. The pretty girl with the scar drove her car over to mine and popped her hood before I even knew she was there. She has an electric car so we were confused where her battery was. I started to get frustrated and she said, "well at least this way I will learn where my battery is!" True. We found it and she revved her engine and my car came back to life. As I was thanking her I could not get the hood to come down she came over to help me....again. I muttered sarcastically "this is going to be a great day." She said, "well all you needed was a jump to get on with the rest of it, how bad can it be."
So that was my sighting of an angel today....
When it was time for me to go, my battery died. Just my luck, me rushing to work, the hottest day we have had in forever, my pretty hair all blow dried. Luckily I had jumper cables and I asked if someone inside could help me. The pretty girl with the scar drove her car over to mine and popped her hood before I even knew she was there. She has an electric car so we were confused where her battery was. I started to get frustrated and she said, "well at least this way I will learn where my battery is!" True. We found it and she revved her engine and my car came back to life. As I was thanking her I could not get the hood to come down she came over to help me....again. I muttered sarcastically "this is going to be a great day." She said, "well all you needed was a jump to get on with the rest of it, how bad can it be."
So that was my sighting of an angel today....
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