A Bodyguard? Good Idea Rihanna!

Maybe she should have thougt about this earlier:

The battered pop star made an impromptu trip to the Big Apple over the weekend to have some meetings about impending projects: one of which is a proposed remake of 1992’s Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner flick, “The Bodyguard.” Rihanna would be taking on Whitney’s role in the updated version, which an insider says would be a “young and sexy take” on the favorite film. “GI Joe” hottie Channing Tatum’s name has been bandied about to take on Costner’s role.
(celebitchy.com)

Why would anyone want to do a remake of "The Bodyguard"? That movie was truly awful. But, if they want to remake the wooden acting of Kevin Costner I guess you could not pick someone better than Channing Tatum. He is gorgeous, but very monotone. Like Costner! Rihanna on the other hand ain't no Whitney, well her real life is pretty close to it, but I can't imagine Riri belting out "AND I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I!!!!!" You know what song I am talking about. Just awful. It made absolutely no sense in the context of that movie, either. Now, the original song, when Dolly Parton sang it to Burt Reynolds in "The Best Little Whore House In Texas" that made perfect sense. If you like movies about whores I highly suggest a viewing?

Fellow Geeks Peep This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcg5t0mT8V4&feature=bz301

Yes, yes the latest preview for The Terminator is wicked. Yet, the premise fells eerily like another favorite sci fi splendor of mine. Those of you that watch the new Battlestar Galactica will see what I mean, with regards to the "skinjobs" as they are so belovedly referred to on one of the greatest shows ever written.
For those of you that know take a looky loo and let me know what you think. For those of you that are not wearing pocket protectors at the moment and simply want to watch the preview, go ahead it looks amazing. Finally for those of you that want to enjoy the deliciousness that is Christian Bale doing what he does best, yelling.....just watch.

Chris Brown Again....

After saying some not so nice things about a not so nice guy, Usher retracted his recent statements about Chris Brown. People are now saying:

“Usher was basically forced to issue a retraction,” an insider tells us. “After all of his comments came out, Usher got a call from Chris, who said ‘I’m going to see you b—es’ — meaning ‘I will eventually see you out, and this is going to be a problem.’”
But Brown’s beef wasn’t just with Usher. “Chris (r.) got tough with everyone present in that video,” our source says. “He wanted silence from all parties involved.”(celebitchy.com)

"I'm going to see you bitches."? Isn't he getting help for his anger management? Here I was thinking he only hit girls. But, no apparently he's a real man and wants silence from all parties involved, including "bitches" like Usher.
Even Nick Cannon spoke up and hasn't retracted his comments he made while sitting on Mariah's lap.

To Rihanna, I know she is standing by her man and all that. But damn! Couldn't she have put up some type of a fight? Hit him with the high heels I know she was wearing? Go for the trachea? Something...

Silly Young People....

Hayden Panettiere suits up for flight as aviator Amelia Earhart atop a 1939 Lockheed UC-40A Electra Junior airplane.
The 19-year-old Heroes actress said of Amelia, “She proved that anything is possible. If you want to fly a plane, fly a plane…. No one can tell you no.” (justjared.com)

Let me tell you how that story ends sweety.....
it doesn't. She never returned from her last flight. Disappeared, literally into thin air. Not her plane, not her body, nada. Now I am not saying you should not fly that plane, you should. Just reminding you this particular female pilots' story? Not the happiest ending. One of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time? Absolutely! But, not a happy ending.

Official LAPD Report On Chris Brown and Rihanna

I will give you the gist of it, if you want the very gory details you can read them here:
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=20731

Basically, she read a text from a girl so he pulled over and tried to shove her out of the car but she was wearing a seat belt. This would be the first time I would have to say seat belts don't save lives she would have been better off by the side of the road. The fight escalated to the point that he pushed her head into the passenger side window and was punching her with his right hand while driving with his left hand. This guy has obviously done this before, I can barely drive and text at the same time.
His pictures at his court date this morning he looks all sad. He is scum and one day he will get what he deserves. An NWA comes to mind, it goes something like "when we see your ass when gonna cut your hair off and fuck you with a broomstick.....think about it. Punk motha fucka." It' s a sweet lil' song and he will be singing that tune.
She has chosen to stand by her man like so many battered women have done in the past. Her situation seems so strange to be because she is not tied to him by anything more than emotion. Not money, not marriage, not children. Unfortunately she is probably as ashamed as he is

Please Hide The Pink Dolphin (if you can)

Pinky the pink dolphin - Pinky was first discovered by a charter boat on Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana in 2007. What some are saying is the world's first pink Bottlenose dolphin has been spotted again in the same area. They are saying it is an albino dolphin and it has pink eyes. Not like the infection, the color pink.

At first I said "OMG! A pink dolphin! Isn't that just the cuuuutest thing??!!!" Then I thought crap, why is it pink? How is he/she going to blend in? What did it eat? Are these waters infested? Do the other dolphins not let them join in their dolphin games? Now I am sad.

At This Point, It Has To Be A Joke

You know how Joaquin Pheonix is acting all crazy and beardy? I think Kanye's bravado has to be an act. An over extended act that none of us finds funny

Kanye West’s “greatest pain in life” is not being able to watch himself perform because he is “God’s vessel”.
The ‘Stronger’ rapper believes he has been chosen to have such superior musical ability and his only regret is being unable to see himself on stage.
He said: “God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel.
“But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
(celebitchy.com)

This from a man whose mother died last year during an elective surgery.
I can't even watch myself sing into a shampoo bottle in the mirror because I get embarassed for myself. I mean he has plenty of video to watch right? Is it that he wants to watch it through someone else's eyes, the greatness that is Kanye? Like I said, this has got to be a joke.